tasting your own cum !!!

[member006]

Stop cum-plaining, its been a hoot.

 

[jod0565]

Wanker - Haiku - jod style

There once was a wanker
He wanked in the morn
Even forlorn
Wanked at work
Hard soft
No matter
Peeled his chile
Felt his nuts

There was a wanker
His name no one knew
Wanked into the night
What a fright
Gave this thread his blessing
His screen is opaque

A spoonful will do
He said
And Tasted His Own Cum

 

[member006]

I just love sexy Haiku lmao :wave:

 

[HeartBroker]

OK, so like this thread was humorous as hell. lol Great read. :rofl:

Thanks for the stuck tune jod0565. I couldn't have made it through the day without it.

impdaddy

 

[jod0565]

The awesome thread that just, ahem, sticks around!

 

[member006]

Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' :blowjob:

 

[4G63]

In a frying pan it looks like egg whites. Just thought I'd share that.

 

[jod0565]

In a frying pan it looks like egg whites. Just thought I'd share that.

This is your brain with cum on it...

 

[HeartBroker]

For the love of god, someone kill this thread






:fight:

 

[Zoso6980]

:hatsoff:

For the love of god, someone kill this thread






:fight:

 

[jod0565]

For the love of god, someone kill this thread

There is no reason to - in fact, it should become a STICKY!

 

[drdeath67]

There is no reason to - in fact, it should become a STICKY!

I think it's quite sticky enough!:1orglaugh :rofl:

 

[jod0565]

Five Army sperm are sitting around waiting for their C.O. to come by.
The Major busts in and says,
"Okay, men, time to evacuate!"

 

[thegunner]

Sorry I haven't really looked at this thread since it started. Would someone care to tell me what it is all about?
It looks like fun :thumbsup:

 

[jod0565]

Would someone care to tell me what it is all about?
It looks like fun :thumbsup:

That is the question that has plagued the board ever since this thread was made.
It's a sticky subject though.

 

[member006]

Invent a absorbent cleaner/sanitizer for keyboards and the world will beat a path to your door. Forbes is waiting guys.

 

[jod0565]

Yum!

the world will beat a path to your door.

That's what this thread's about - beating. At least the end result.

 

[member006]

Post on.

 

[dave_rhino]

:anonymous

 

[jod0565]

Have you heard the new song by Will Smith?
Get Sticky Wit It!