tasting your own cum !!!

[foxycougar]

:ban: Y'know, people? I think I'm going to Hell. I am truly, truly demented and perverted.

:bowdown:

LMFAO :rofl:

Join the club, darlin

 

[Ax3C]

Asianxxxchick, I'm offended by your animal abuse!! Touching an animal in ANY forceful way, even when they have their jaw locked on your appendages, is utterly wrong and against the laws of man, God, and nature.

I'm calling PETA as I write this...hehe

:rofl: :1orglaugh :rofl2:

Ohhhhh .... psssshaw! (stamps foot and stalks off, ass twitching left and right)

(calls over shoulder):

HE DESERVED IT! He ate my sugar cubes and my last apple!

Bad horsie!!!

(flips hair and continues stalking off into the cold, dark night)


Oooooo - kaaaaay ... Methinks I've had a little bit too much of the vino this evening, folks ... I have no clue whatsoever ( :dunno: ) where ^THAT^ came from.

 

[Max]

Will this thread ever die?

:eek:

 

[foxycougar]

Sheep are so much better than horses....they would NEVER eat your cubes or apples.

 

[Ax3C]

Will this thread ever die?

:eek:

Oh God ... let's hope not, maxell!!! It's actually become a viable, hilarious, and fun thread now.

LOL.

 

[Ax3C]

Sheep are so much better than horses....they would NEVER eat your cubes or apples.

BAAAAAAAH!

I smell .....


SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[member987]

Wow, what a relief. I thought you were going to tell us it was your secret ingredient in Chili. :eek: :1orglaugh

Ahhhhh ... the many wonderful uses of cum:

> an emergency glue when you have no Elmer's, Gorilla Glue, or Super-Glue handy;
> a household solvent much like Brasso, Oxy-Clean, Easy-Off, or Clorox;
> a sweetener for foods (if you've eaten your pineapple, guava, passion fruit, or honey);
> bitters (especially if you've consumed Chinese food or anything else with garlic, cumin, or beer);
> a thickening agent for gravies, broths, and roux's when you have no corn starch or flour;
> hair gel / mousse;
> spackle to fill in those holes in the walls left by nails, darts, screws, or any other sharp object;
> white-wash for the fence in the backyard;
> gel for the squishy stress-reliever balls you buy at local drug-stores.


:ban: Y'know, people? I think I'm going to Hell. I am truly, truly demented and perverted.

:bowdown:

LMFAO :rofl:

 

[foxycougar]

Wow, what a relief. I thought you were going to tell us it was your secret ingredient in Chili. :eek: :1orglaugh

If she told you that it wouldn't really be the SECRET ingredient anymore, now would it



Sheep Rule!!!

 

[poggy]

Is this the farmer's way of getting a lean leg of lamb ?

 

[foxycougar]

Yeah, you gotta keep them in shape.

 

[Ax3C]

Wow, what a relief. I thought you were going to tell us it was your secret ingredient in Chili. :eek: :1orglaugh

That was just so wrong on so many levels. LMGDFAO. :bowdown: :thumbsup: I like it!

Hmmmm .... now that you mention it ...

Nah ... but it can be used to thicken up the masa, though, for tamales.

Things that make you go .... BLECCCH!

(The next round's on me, ladies & gents! I'm on a roll tonight!)

 

[foxycougar]

Yeah, it can also be used to grout tile....

 

[jod0565]

Sheep are people too.
Do sheep dream in color?
How do you get rid of a cum stain with cum?

 

[foxycougar]

Yes.
Try mixing it with seltzer water.

 

[member987]

jod raises an interesting question:

How do you get rid of a cum stain with cum?

My only guess is that you rub hard.

:dunno:

LOL!!

 

[poggy]

Do sheep dream in color?

No they dream in cum

 

[Ax3C]

Sheep are people too.
Do sheep dream in color?
How do you get rid of a cum stain with cum?

Now see ... for me ... the more intriguing question I would ask is this one:

What do sheep count when they have insomnia?

Inquiring minds wanna know ...

 

[jod0565]

They count people who post in cum threads.

 

[foxycougar]

What do sheep count when they have insomnia?

Inquiring minds wanna know ...

Nakes Mole Rats, of course.

 

[Ax3C]

OHHHHHH. Okay! (tee-hees and giggles)

For some ungodly, unfathomable reason I was thinking it was going to be Hannibal Lecter.

(okay, so that was sooooo lame ... )

Next, please?