***** Swedish Elk Found in Apple Tree

[Petra]

Hey Anders, you might want to tell your sis to stay out of the apple orchards during apple season. :elaugh:

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[BigSwede]

Southerners.....

 

[busenbust]

yep, just read online earlier ! :laugh: naughty elk !! great story !!

 

[L3ggy]

Southerners.....

Eller hur?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

haha one of my boys sent this to me yesterday, I lol'd bigtime.

 

[Moonchild22]

At first I thought it said "elf". "***** Swedish elf found in apple tree".
I was going to say "fantastic"! I would love to see photo/video of that. :rofl2:

 

[StanScratch]

"Wazza *hic* wazza matter? You never see a wapiti stuck in a tree before? Huh? *hic* You think you're all high and mighty *hic* on yer two fucking legs? *hic* You think it's fucking easy eating a bunch of bark and leaves? Huh? Do fucking you? Well...fuck you! I wanna get ***** on an apple...I fucking get ***** on a fucking apple! You don't like it...fuck you! I'm a fucking elk, or wapiti, or whatever I'm supposed to be. Fuck you in the fucking ass with a big elk dick! *hic*. Yeah. You like that, bitch. Fuck you in the *hic* ass with a dick elk big gorp razzenfrazzel rosebud lady marmalade I go sleepy time now. *hic*"





*large pause*



"I gotta ****."

 

[Will E Worm]

Bullwinkle's *******? :****:

 

[gunslingingbird]

I've seen ***** Elks before. Hell, one time they invited me to their lodge for drinks. They had ridiculously cheap ****. I think Heinekens were like $2 bucks a bottle.

 

[Hot Mega]

Apple fed Elk meet? :drool2:

 

[PirateKing]

Dat elk....

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Best. Thread. Title. Ever!

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

What can I say, it runs in the ******... Good times, getting ***** and falling ****** in trees.

And SOUTHERNERS!? Stockholm all the way baby...
We ship our ******* meece? Mooses? to gothenburg.

 

[D-rock]

the elk appeared to be sick, *****, or "half-stupid", the Associated Press reported

So,...in another words it probably would have made a good member of this messageboard. :1orglaugh

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

So,...in another words it probably would have made a good member of this messageboard. :1orglaugh

Bear in mind that this describes about 85% of swedens population.

It used to be 90%, but then I moved out.

 

[Patrick_S]

Bear in mind that this describes about 85% of swedens population.

It used to be 90%, but then I moved out.

I´m pretty sure there lives more than 20 people in Sweden.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Not according to Petra... and if I don't agree she goes all Tchaikovsky on me... in particular the nutcracker suite...

And trust me, when the queen of darkness and crunchy balls tells you something you do it...

 

[L3ggy]

Stockholm all the way baby...

Ännu värre.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

08!!!!

 

[tartanterrier]

It's a good job it never had a pint of Magners