Swallowing Sperm Keeps You Young

Supafly

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Scientists at the University of Graz (The hometown of Arnold Schwatzenegger) have discovvered the fact, that swallowing sperm is really good for your health.

So go on and spread some love!

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lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
oh dear lord, THANK YOU!

that's what i've been needed in order to my girlfriend to swallow...

rep to you, supadupa!
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
haven't stats showed for years that women live longer on average than men....
 
This is common knowledge to me as I drink a semen milkshake every morning. It's good for what ails ya,

Not my cum of course I don't produce nearly enough, I get mine from a variety of different sources; the postmans, the old man upstairs, his live in lover plus a couple of well meaning strangers on the street all put forward a sample that goes towards my delicious, life preserving shake.

If that doesn't work I raid the sperm bank.

I'm 78 don't you know and I don't look a day over 20.
 
I'm not sure about swallowing sperm to help you live longer or stay younger; but this month's Cosmopolitan (and every other one before this one) says that having daily orgasms will help keep breast cancer (and prostate cancer) at bay and improve your quality of life; thus assuring you that if you get caught rubbing one out in public and get to do time in the pokey, your cell mate shouldn't be bothered by your daily habits and heavy breathing every night!
 
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