Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

[nightwanker]

Who would you fuck?

..wait, shit. Sorry I read so many of those threads.. I mean who would win?

Superman might get some help from
Superwoman, Wonderwoman, Catwoman, Supergirl and Spidergirl

But maybe in this comprehensive crossover crisis Luke gets support from Female Stormtroopers.
Princess Leia could call for help, if she finds time.

But beware of the Dark Lord :eek:

 

[dazzamac70]

superman would win easily - luke skywalker is a pussy!

 

[Gordar]

Darth Vader....

But beware of the Dark Lord :eek:

NOT this one...

 

[calpoon]

technically superman is a bitch, because earth's sun is not yellow, it's blue.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

technically superman is a bitch, because earth's sun is not yellow, it's blue.

No it's not, it's actually white. In order for it to be blue it's heat would have to be above 10,000 Kelvin. Our star's heat is about 6,000 Kelvin.

 

[Dream_Deceiver]

No one. I don't like Superman and Luke is stupid. Though I voted for: Luke but barely.

 

[GiannaIsMyGod]

This is an insult, Superman would wipe his ass with that virgin.

A better poll would be Superman vs. Dr. Manhattan or Superman vs. Jesus.

 

[calpoon]

No it's not, it's actually white. In order for it to be blue it's heat would have to be above 10,000 Kelvin. Our star's heat is about 6,000 Kelvin.

Ok, fine, I'll give you that one, based on the common consensus.

even though it's wrong.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Jedi puchu.

Actually ole Supie did outwit Lex once - the time he had to focus his eye heaters whatsits on a crystal to get two targets at once. Was it a crystal? Up in the sky.

I'm guessing Superman would sneak up behind Luke and give him the slightest tap on the head.

 

[GabberMan]

I like this thread better than my rather silly Death Star thread, but I think Luke would win by a hair. Superman's such a conformist. He's so conservative. I like Luke better. And his sister in that bikini next to the fat-man.

 

[thebear247]

superman

 

[Jagger69]

Egg-zackly.

Superman has no mental powers and even in the comic books he was often tricked by his villains. How else could genius Lex Luthor have gotten one over on him SO DAMN MANY TIMES?! Lex doesnt even have a power. He's just human.

Yes....but how did the comic book end every time? Superman is victorious once again against all evil-doers (ok....well Skywalker isn't exactly evil but if he's challenging Superman he gets what he asks for).

Superman kills Skywalker easily. No contest.

Into the scotch early tonight I see, huh Torre?? :glugglug::rofl::thumbsup:

 

[Skyraider22]

I going to go with Superman,but I'm a biton the fucking part.:dunno:

 

[calpoon]

Mark Hamill is still alive. Everyone else who played Superman, except tom welling and that doucehy new guy is dead.

Skywalker + 1

 

[PJroast]

Superman is goober, he is just annoying to me

 

[D-rock]

Couldn't Skywalker just mind trick Superman to fly into a red star somewhere?

 

[MattOnes]

luke skywalker he has the force lol

 

[Kingfisher]

Superman.

 

[antoniogarcia]

hehehe, what an estupid thread!!!

 

[narf]

Superman is... a super man... ¬¬ but Skywalker is the secret song of God in battles...

Skywalker wins xD