Superbowl Betting Lines..... Errr Vicky Vette Bet Lines

Vicky Vette

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Alight folks, your favorite bookie is here..... here are the odds I am giving:

2-1 Pats
5-1 Giants
5/4 One of Giants will have sex with a hooker 24 hours before the game
7/4 One of the Giants will offer to have sex with an undercover officer 48 hours before the game
15-1 Tom Brady will get laid the week of the Superbowl
100-1 Eli (WTF Kind of Name is That) Manning will get laid Superbowl week
EVEN 40% of the cheerleaders from both teams will get laid by one or more of the players before and after the game

NO BETS ALLOWED: Chances I will be having sex during the game....

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