Storyboards from Michael Bay’s The Great Gatsby

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Explosions, tits, terrible acting and Linkin Park. Mash them up and crap out an American classic. I really couldn't think of a project that would do justice to Michael Bay's considerable talent.

And then I saw this and nearly shit pure joy. I really didn't think they could top Robert Redford's portrayal of Jay Gatsby but letting Bruce Willis' weapon do the talking is a stroke of brilliance that will make this interpretation of F. Scott Fitzgerald's masterpiece come to life like Pygmalion's Galatea.




http://www.cracked.com/blog/storyboards-from-michael-bays-the-great-gatsby/

 

[STDiva]

Hahahahaha. This is amazing. Michael Bay is such a shit bag.

 

[assholebythedoor]

I think it is a tragidty that should is crying out to be left behind.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

This thread needs some more play. I think it's worth it.

 

[GiannaIsMyGod]

Hahahaha... love it. I'm done with Michael Bay never going to bother watching anything he is associated with.

 

[Funkwerkz]

Michael Bay should thank Megan Fox for the relative Transformers 2 success. Man, those robots are sick, walking hi-tech coke cans, their unique features are wiped away.

For his next movie, Liv Tyler of Armageddon or Megan Fox of Transformers?