Sticking your fingers up your ass as a bloke, gay or not?
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Up your own ass? Why in the world would you want to do that?
I have no idea how this would translate into someone changing their sexual orientation. Who cares if you like anal play? That doesn't make you gay any more than having anal sex with a woman makes you gay.
If your attracted to men you are gay or bi.. whatever else you do is your choice and has nothing to do with who you are attracted to
It's just another form of sexual stimulation (I hear the orgasms are amazing if you have a woman (or man, based on preference) finger your prostate while jerking you off) I don't consider it gay. If you have a woman wear a strap-on and fuck you, are you gay? You're having sex with a woman who is just a lot more kinky than the average woman. If a hot girl wanted to do that with me, I'd give it a try.
As far as fingering yourself, I still don't consider that it would make you gay. If you fantasize about a man during it then that just shows You Might have homosexual tendencies or You Might be homosexual. But when you masturbate, are you not just giving yourself a handjob? Isn't that gay then? It's a guy jerking off a dick, so you must be gay if fingering yourself is gay
As far as fingering yourself, I still don't consider that it would make you gay. If you fantasize about a man during it then that just shows You Might have homosexual tendencies or You Might be homosexual. But when you masturbate, are you not just giving yourself a handjob? Isn't that gay then? It's a guy jerking off a dick, so you must be gay if fingering yourself is gay
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so if a girl said that she wanted you to fuck her anally you wouldn't do it then?
Only if you're imagining it's another guys penis or are watching homosexual porn at the same time.
But if you're just, for example, mowing the lawn on a hot sunday afternoon or helping your elderly neighbour take her shopping in from the car then it's perfectly acceptable to stick your finger up your asshole. It's actually a sign of affection if you take that finger out and ask those around you to smell it. If they bend down and take a good wiff, you know you've got yourself a keeper.
This reminds me of a time when I was out shopping for vodka one morning, I was walking through the supermarket looking through the isles just incase there was something else I needed, all the while with my index finger wedged nice and tight up my rectal passage way. Yes it felt good, but it also gives me something to do with my left hand as the right one is carrying the basket (I often have this issue with what to do with my other hand if I'm holding something whilst out in public). But on this fine winter morning spotted a rather lovely young woman bending over the freezer tryng to get an item that deep within it. Thankfully she found it, but as she rose your could tell the cold air from the freezer ha worked it's wonderous power and made her nipples hard enough to cut glass.
She noticed me watching, and then looked down to see my hand deep within my underwear. She proceded to look disgusted and walked off. I was a little surprised by this reaction, but I moved on, because after all I'm a positive guy. But all of a sudden about 15 minutes later I felt a hand on my shoulder it was a policeman. Who began speaking in terms I did not understand, something about "anything you do say with be taken down as evidence ... " etc etc etc. Now I was shocked as you can assume, and so he handcuffed me and took me to the station where I proceeded to scream and shout and to shove my finger is as many faces as possible to get them to smell it, and they did, the bastards!!!
It seems than none of the actual trouble started until I told them about how the sky was stealing my dreams and my plan on murdering the sky to get them back. What can I say .... :dunno: .... it's true, that bastard is stealing my dreams and he's laughing at me.
And so, here I am, in my padded cell, thinking of those wonderful nipples ... ahhhh :rubbel:
:rofl:
But if you're just, for example, mowing the lawn on a hot sunday afternoon or helping your elderly neighbour take her shopping in from the car then it's perfectly acceptable to stick your finger up your asshole. It's actually a sign of affection if you take that finger out and ask those around you to smell it. If they bend down and take a good wiff, you know you've got yourself a keeper.
This reminds me of a time when I was out shopping for vodka one morning, I was walking through the supermarket looking through the isles just incase there was something else I needed, all the while with my index finger wedged nice and tight up my rectal passage way. Yes it felt good, but it also gives me something to do with my left hand as the right one is carrying the basket (I often have this issue with what to do with my other hand if I'm holding something whilst out in public). But on this fine winter morning spotted a rather lovely young woman bending over the freezer tryng to get an item that deep within it. Thankfully she found it, but as she rose your could tell the cold air from the freezer ha worked it's wonderous power and made her nipples hard enough to cut glass.
She noticed me watching, and then looked down to see my hand deep within my underwear. She proceded to look disgusted and walked off. I was a little surprised by this reaction, but I moved on, because after all I'm a positive guy. But all of a sudden about 15 minutes later I felt a hand on my shoulder it was a policeman. Who began speaking in terms I did not understand, something about "anything you do say with be taken down as evidence ... " etc etc etc. Now I was shocked as you can assume, and so he handcuffed me and took me to the station where I proceeded to scream and shout and to shove my finger is as many faces as possible to get them to smell it, and they did, the bastards!!!
It seems than none of the actual trouble started until I told them about how the sky was stealing my dreams and my plan on murdering the sky to get them back. What can I say .... :dunno: .... it's true, that bastard is stealing my dreams and he's laughing at me.
And so, here I am, in my padded cell, thinking of those wonderful nipples ... ahhhh :rubbel:
:rofl:
Only if you're imagining it's another guys penis or are watching homosexual porn at the same time.
But if you're just, for example, mowing the lawn on a hot sunday afternoon or helping your elderly neighbour take her shopping in from the car then it's perfectly acceptable to stick your finger up your asshole. It's actually a sign of affection if you take that finger out and ask those around you to smell it. If they bend down and take a good wiff, you know you've got yourself a keeper.
This reminds me of a time when I was out shopping for vodka one morning, I was walking through the supermarket looking through the isles just incase there was something else I needed, all the while with my index finger wedged nice and tight up my rectal passage way. Yes it felt good, but it also gives me something to do with my left hand as the right one is carrying the basket (I often have this issue with what to do with my other hand if I'm holding something whilst out in public). But on this fine winter morning spotted a rather lovely young woman bending over the freezer tryng to get an item that deep within it. Thankfully she found it, but as she rose your could tell the cold air from the freezer ha worked it's wonderous power and made her nipples hard enough to cut glass.
She noticed me watching, and then looked down to see my hand deep within my underwear. She proceded to look disgusted and walked off. I was a little surprised by this reaction, but I moved on, because after all I'm a positive guy. But all of a sudden about 15 minutes later I felt a hand on my shoulder it was a policeman. Who began speaking in terms I did not understand, something about "anything you do say with be taken down as evidence ... " etc etc etc. Now I was shocked as you can assume, and so he handcuffed me and took me to the station where I proceeded to scream and shout and to shove my finger is as many faces as possible to get them to smell it, and they did, the bastards!!!
It seems than none of the actual trouble started until I told them about how the sky was stealing my dreams and my plan on murdering the sky to get them back. What can I say .... :dunno: .... it's true, that bastard is stealing my dreams and he's laughing at me.
And so, here I am, in my padded cell, thinking of those wonderful nipples ... ahhhh :rubbel:
:rofl:
So.. you got fingered
That is correct. The input and the output should never be in the same port. :hatsoff:
Oh yeah!!! :nanner:
As you know with the new terrorist laws, stip and cavity searches are a must
So you don't believe in having a colonoscopy? good luck with the prostate cancer son.
I don't have to worry about that for another 15 or so years. I plan on keeping it that way. In any case, a virtual CT scan could probably yield the same results as a finger up the dook chute, and I wouldn't have to buy the doctor dinner first.
no. but trying to see if you have the approval of the porn fan community to make youself feel better about or less ashamed of doin it... yes.
agreed, I could see why some guys would want to do it because the g-spot is in your a hole.
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