"Radar Gun" by the Bottlerockets
Straight from 12th grade into junior college
Buddy buddy buddy I passed my exams
Makin me a law enforcement person
Got me a gun and a badge, I'm a man
Radar gun
Radar gun
40 feet from where I was sittin'
30 miles an hour is the law of the land
Please remove your license and registration
And what is the name of your insurance man?
Radar gun
Radar gun
I'm making money and I'm havin' fun
With my radar gun
Radar gun
With my brand new radar gun
You know our sheriff, William Buchberger
Says our mayor's got a master plan
A new pulse gun means a cost of livin
And one of them stop lights down on Main
Radar gun
Radar gun
I'm making money and I'm havin' fun
With my radar gun
Radar gun
With my brand new radar gun
Schedule 19 on a special election
Got our money and problems right in hand
Dropping them limits like a hot potato
Fifty down to thirty oh, man, oh, man!
Radar gun
Radar gun
I'm making money and I'm havin' fun
With my radar gun
Radar gun
With my brand new radar gun
Brand new shiny Simmons radar gun
Me and my partner go patrol car cruisin'
On the parking lots at the shopping malls
Scanning those dashes, those mirrors and visors
The little detectors that ruin it all
Johnny caught one on an '86 T-bird
Pull up slow just as close as I can
Milliwatt seconds on maximum output
We'll dust that puppy with one small blast of my
Radar gun
Radar gun
I'm making money and I'm havin' fun
With my radar gun
Radar gun
With my brand new radar gun
