So this dude's mom keeps sexting me on Snapchat

[Jack Davenport]

She seems new at it, She'll send me a few naughties and then some random Asian guy's photos will show up. I think she hasn't figured out how to separate files.
Totally kills the mood..

Kinda diggin' it otherwise.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Does it look like someone punched a hole through lasagna?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Does it look like someone punched a hole through lasagna?

Now that you mention it, yes.

:1orglaugh

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Fuck her balloon knot raw, while making her call you by her son's name.....or is that a little weird?

 

[Jack Davenport]

"balloon knot"

:1orglaugh

 

[ApolloBalboa]

You added Adam's mom on Snapchat too?

 

[Jack Davenport]

You added Adam's mom on Snapchat too?

...

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

You added Adam's mom on Snapchat too?

Trust me, that wouldn't be a good thing. 10/10 not hot.