So long, farwell, see you on the other side!

Dam your hot! Where is your Freeones link Petra ?!?
:banana: one for the road, while my wife at work ;)

All the best on your new adventures. :glugglug: See you around.
 
Nooooo nooooo noooooo Petra I just dont believe it . You are FreeOnes.
(Affectionate winks of appreciation for all you have done been FreeOne's Guiding Light)
You did it your way. You did a superb job Petra. Well done.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Kick rocks......er, Good Luck. :facepalm:
 
There will never be another or better Cult Mother than Petra.

This is certainly bittersweet but I will always have those e-mails you sent me pertaining to my time as a video processor for FOs. It was an awesome job, and one that I miss doing.

Now that I have a picture to go with those e-mails however...it's Fappin' Time!!
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Seriously though, I wish you all the best and thank you for everything you have done. Wherever you are heading I know you will bring the same awesomeness with you as you brought here on a regular basis.

Perhaps we should change the name of the Miss FreeOnes title to the Petra because you really were the first Miss FreeOnes.

Seriously though, NOW it's fappin' time!
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John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
My best wishes to you Petra. Congratulations on moving on. You will definitely be missed here.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Well guys, just 2 more days and I'm out of here! :hairpull:


By the way, just out of curiosity did you ever get a hold of some of those zombie lawn gnomes you had a fancy for?

No, they're way to expensive to ship over here. Sad, because they're pretty awesome.

Petra, this place just isn't going to be the same without you.... Thanks for everything you've done for us, wish you all the best in your exciting new endeavors and adventures! :iloveyou: :wave:

Oh, I'm sure someone at some point will convince me to host another party. ;) You're not done with me.

Dam your hot! Where is your Freeones link Petra ?!?
:banana: one for the road, while my wife at work ;)

All the best on your new adventures. :glugglug: See you around.

Hahaha. Well, considering I've managed to keep it all under wraps for almost 8 years, I'd have blown my cover if I made a FreeOnes section for myself.
 

...don't forget to send some of that infamous greener grass from the other side of the fence to all these stoners, so they can plant some seeds into their own garden.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
40 minutes to go until you're without a cult mother...

So long and thanks for all the fish! (fyi, my plant is now gone, they came and took all my shit and I'm still sitting here!)

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FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
First member to tribute her pic wins 10 credits!

First member to locate her bush, er plant wins 20!

First member to make her stay gets 50!
 
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Stop trying to draw attention. This forum doesn't around you. There are plenty of average looking girls that we can pretend are sex gods.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/petra said:
Petra[/URL][/B], post: 8915443, member: 114093"]Well, guys here it is. I never imagined the day I'd have to write my goodbye as Cult Mother to FreeOnes, but here it is.

After almost 8 years (it would have been 8 in July), it's come time for me to move on, up, and out of FreeOnes to other things. It's sad, but there's tons of good things happening and I'm NOT leaving the industry. So, like Roald, you may see me around here from time to time if FreeOnes lets me. :cthulhu: After all, I do need to try to earn the next Troll of the Year award and I wouldn't have means to cheat. :D

And, yes, this sadly means an end to the string of Miss FreeOnes contests (for now, never say never for the future).

So, from horrid garden furniture to cum covered coke cans, here's a bit of a reminder about what I brought to FreeOnes...


I had meant to show what happened to our party tent, but I got flak for my 1970s looking lawn chair...
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The first picture of Anders on the FreeOnes board...
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When Anders jizzed on my coke...
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When I teased you with my picture...
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And finally, what I've managed to hold out on for almost 8 years...my actual, real picture.

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Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Stop trying to draw attention. This forum doesn't around you. There are plenty of average looking girls that we can pretend are sex gods.

Oh, but the forum DOES revolve around me. At least for another 30 fucking minutes it does.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Stop trying to draw attention. This forum doesn't around you. There are plenty of average looking girls that we can pretend are sex gods.

As casual as you try to make it, you forgot to insert something like "revolve" in the second sentence.

Anyways, Hail Regina :stir:
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Well apparently I'm your cult mother still... Just not freeones. ☺
 
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