So it turns out Sex Aholics Anonymous is a BAD place to pick up chicks....

[BlueBalls]

Don't be a douche and come bash me in MY THREAD, then. You don't like what I have to say? Then go read a different thread.:thefinger

It's our thread now. You're just the OP, there are no special obligations you are now burdened with just for being the thread starter. You just hit the post button and it's out there to be judged by the baying masses. So don't get defensive when they criticise, this is what we do best.

We are anonymous, we lambaste the newbs during our downtime. And during the day we try to systematically take down the cult of Scientology by posting creepy monotonal videos on YouTube wearing V for Vendetta; Guy Fawkes masks.

Now you know. Enjoy. :hatsoff:

 

[busenbust]

:wtf:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

FUNNIEST THREAD EVER !!! :rofl::rofl2::rofl:

I was reading the posts until I came to this one! It sums it up.

This is hilarious. I am reminded of that scene in the movie Domino at the Sex addict meeting... for those who have watched that film, yeah, you might recall what I am speaking about.

Just stay away from any meetings that ends in anonymous. They don't want to be known about for a reason. :tongue:

Just be cool, you'll find that special someone who will let you put your willy in her. Don't go beseeching sex at places like that. At all! :hatsoff:

 

[Spleen]

Yeah, It would've been a piece of cake if I didn't forget my WWF Championship belts at home.... DAMN IT ALL.....

Sorry Chef, you know I love you, but BUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!

 

[Rey C.]

It was NOT a desperate attempt at ANYTHING. I figured it would be like a special tap for long dry spells; like shooting fish in a barrel. It wasn't, so big deal. What did I lose? An hour? I only started the thread to tell you all about a FUNNY MISHAP. Not a failed desperate maneuver. I thought that if ANYBODY would understand, it would be the good people of FREEONES, but apparently, you'd rather insult me than see the humor in what WAS, IS, and ALWAYS WILL BE something designed for no purpose other than A FUNNY STORY TO TELL TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. I never even DREAMED that I'd get chastised and ostracized for it. So this is for all you that came into MY THREAD and BASHED me for trying to make you laugh.

:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger

Well, don't take it that way, dude. We are laughing. It's just that we're laughing at you and not with you. But... we are laughing! :rofl:

No hard feelings. Post something else and we'll all be pals again. That's the really unique and cool thing about this board. People get over shit better than they do on other boards that I've been on.

 

[BlueBalls]

No hard feelings. Post something else and we'll all be pals again. That's the really unique and cool thing about this board. People get over shit better than they do on other boards that I've been on.

That's a lie and you know it!!!

No one calls me Clive Owen's sweaty - crab infested scrotum and gets away with it!

Mark my words Rey "C"; the time for vengeance is at hand......

 

[ChefChiTown]

Yeah, It would've been a piece of cake if I didn't forget my WWF Championship belts at home.... DAMN IT ALL.....

Sorry Chef, you know I love you, but BUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!

It might be, MIGHT BE, a burn if it was 1986 and it was still called the WWF. Also, it would help if I was actually a professional wrestler and didn't just have an avatar of one.

Oh, and at least I'm not a pathetic clown that's so bad at getting pussy that I have to rely on going to sexaholic meetings to pick up chicks - and FAIL at it!!! I'm a sad dude, but...HAHAHAHAHA, not THAT sad. :rofl:

:holds up his WWE Championship belts in victory:

 

[Rey C.]

That's a lie and you know it!!!

No one calls me Clive Owen's sweaty - crab infested scrotum and gets away with it!

Mark my words Rey "C"; the time for vengeance is at hand......

Ah! But you didn't know that I know people who know people who know... the Doctor!

 

[BlueBalls]

Ah! But you didn't know that I know people who know people who know... the Doctor!

Aha! I see your powers of deduction have failed once again. You seem to have forgotten that I can become even more dramatic with just one*click*of a button . . .

Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! :batman:

Excellent.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I really enjoyed reading this thread. There's really not anything else that I can add here. B2J has probably either thrown himself off a very tall building or is in the fetal position crying in the corner of a room somewhere. Don't expect to hear from him ever again.

 

[Rey C.]

Aha! I see your powers of deduction have failed once again. You seem to have forgotten that I can become even more dramatic with just one*click*of a button . . .

Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! :batman:

Excellent.

Drats! Foiled again!

 

[STDiva]

It might be, MIGHT BE, a burn if it was 1986 and it was still called the WWF. Also, it would help if I was actually a professional wrestler and didn't just have an avatar of one.

Oh, and at least I'm not a pathetic clown that's so bad at getting pussy that I have to rely on going to sexaholic meetings to pick up chicks - and FAIL at it!!! I'm a sad dude, but...HAHAHAHAHA, not THAT sad. :rofl:

:holds up his WWE Championship belts in victory:

This is better than your freestyle battle with middlefingerluv.

 

[STDiva]

 

[Spleen]

It might be, MIGHT BE, a burn if it was 1986 and it was still called the WWF.

Ooooooh dear cheffy cheffy cheffy... :tongue:

 

[BlueBalls]

Drats! Foiled again!

Don't feel bad. Just be happy in the knowledge that you would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids. Come on now do the thing, the . . . thing. Yeah that's it, the thing....


Now, doesn't that feel better?

 

[Rey C.]

Don't feel bad. Just be happy in the knowledge that you would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids. Come on now do the thing, the . . . thing. Yeah that's it, the thing....


Now, doesn't that feel better?

Not only can I dance, I can sing!

 

[BlueBalls]

Not only can I dance, I can sing!

If you ever start up a band and need a guitarist, I'm your man.

I ROCK!! :banger:

 

[D-rock]

You know what the fucking hilarious part about this post is? You're trying to make it seem like the women who were at this meeting were some sort of ugly, unwanted pieces of garbage that weren't nearly good enough for you, but, the reality is...

YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A CHICK WHO IS ADDICTED TO SEX

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :1orglaugh

Those in glass houses... :tongue:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Those in glass houses... :tongue:

Aww...

 

[JustAGuy85]

Everyone shouldn't be so uptight about this. Especially on a message board where people debate if it's better to jerk off in a girls mouth or to let it go on her face.

I thought it was a pretty funny story.