So it turns out Sex Aholics Anonymous is a BAD place to pick up chicks....

So somehow I got it in my head that SAA meeting should be a great place for an easy pickup. WRONG. There were 2 women in a room full of about 25 men all of whom looked to be over 40. So I look at chick number 1, right? On a nice day she's a 3 out of 10. So I turn to chick number 2, who's sitting to my right. 2.3 out of 10 and I'm being GENEROUS seeing as how she had a zit mustache on her upper lip. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt here and NOT saying it was oral herpes. What's worse is everybody there was all serious and trying to recover from their "sexual addictions" (I call it being a MAN), so in order to maintain my guise as a troubled addict, I had to play along and pretend that I was trying to "heal". UGH. Take it from me, not the best idea for easy sex...
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I guess there's a joke here somewhere. But in this case, we're talking about people who believe that they have a problem that's serious enough that it's affected their lives, and caused them to seek help. I mean, it's kinda like going to AA to find drugs or drinking buddies.

Pretty uncool, IMO... assuming that you're serious (which I hope you're not).
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
are you that fucking desperate?
maybe you should move away somewhere where theres chics, sexy ones preferably.
man aa would probably the worse plce to meet a girl.
no offense but unless you like a toothless, bearded hag who sounds like macho man savage when she speaks it aint a good place.
Oh yeah.

edit: just re-read it.its saa....... same thing.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
So somehow I got it in my head that SAA meeting should be a great place for an easy pickup. WRONG. There were 2 women in a room full of about 25 men all of whom looked to be over 40. So I look at chick number 1, right? On a nice day she's a 3 out of 10. So I turn to chick number 2, who's sitting to my right. 2.3 out of 10 and I'm being GENEROUS seeing as how she had a zit mustache on her upper lip. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt here and NOT saying it was oral herpes. What's worse is everybody there was all serious and trying to recover from their "sexual addictions" (I call it being a MAN), so in order to maintain my guise as a troubled addict, I had to play along and pretend that I was trying to "heal". UGH. Take it from me, not the best idea for easy sex...

You know what the fucking hilarious part about this post is? You're trying to make it seem like the women who were at this meeting were some sort of ugly, unwanted pieces of garbage that weren't nearly good enough for you, but, the reality is...

YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A CHICK WHO IS ADDICTED TO SEX

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :1orglaugh
 
Did you expect anything other than a sausage fest. You Might as well just go hang out in front of an abortion clinic. Why else would they need to go there unless they were easy.:rolleyes:
 
You know what the fucking hilarious part about this post is? You're trying to make it seem like the women who were at this meeting were some sort of ugly, unwanted pieces of garbage that weren't nearly good enough for you, but, the reality is...

YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A CHICK WHO IS ADDICTED TO SEX

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :1orglaugh

Yeah, It would've been a piece of cake if I didn't forget my WWF Championship belts at home.... DAMN IT ALL.....
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Aw. Don't get hurt. I'm not the one who's trying to feed off other peoples' problems for my own gain.
 
Don't be a douche and come bash me in MY THREAD, then. You don't like what I have to say? Then go read a different thread.:thefinger
 
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maildude

Postal Paranoiac
FUNNIEST THREAD EVER !!! :rofl::rofl2::rofl:
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
thats right b2j, dont take no shit from nobody.
awesome retort.

But after telling about a desperate attempt to pick up women at a self-help group, offering a blowjob opportunity to a fellow male poster is sounding even more desperate. It wasn't meant like that, but it wasn't the best choice for an insult :rofl:
 
But after telling about a desperate attempt to pick up women at a self-help group, offering a blowjob opportunity to a fellow male poster is sounding even more desperate. It wasn't meant like that, but it wasn't the best choice for an insult :rofl:

It was NOT a desperate attempt at ANYTHING. I figured it would be like a special tap for long dry spells; like shooting fish in a barrel. It wasn't, so big deal. What did I lose? An hour? I only started the thread to tell you all about a FUNNY MISHAP. Not a failed desperate maneuver. I thought that if ANYBODY would understand, it would be the good people of FREEONES, but apparently, you'd rather insult me than see the humor in what WAS, IS, and ALWAYS WILL BE something designed for no purpose other than A FUNNY STORY TO TELL TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. I never even DREAMED that I'd get chastised and ostracized for it. So this is for all you that came into MY THREAD and BASHED me for trying to make you laugh.

:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger
 
Good grief man, don't you get it??? They were plants designed to help you give up wanting to :nannerf2: everything that ain't already "nailed" down.:hatsoff:
 

jasonk282

Banned
Poor b2j everyone is trashing his thread. Nothing like trying to prey off the weekness of someone for your own gain.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
:rofl: This is funny as hell.
 
But after telling about a desperate attempt to pick up women at a self-help group, offering a blowjob opportunity to a fellow male poster is sounding even more desperate. It wasn't meant like that, but it wasn't the best choice for an insult :rofl:

I decided I was going to try some of that self help stuff, so I went to the bookstore. I asked the gal behind the desk where I could find some self help books. She said, “If I told you, wouldn’t that defeat the book’s purpose?”
 
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