So, If You Were Going To Off Yourself, How Would You Do It?

[Mayhem]

.....and I don't want to hear how you have no interest in ******* yourself, because blah, blah, blah. No.****.Smedley. I'm saying if you were going to end it early, what method would you use? Other than the precise question I am asking, keep your pie-in-the-shy, existential bullshit to yourself (this means you, Will). Besides, we all know that anyone who claims to be happy around here is either lying, delusional or Buddhist.