So, If You Were Going To Off Yourself, How Would You Do It?

[BCT]

Park the car in the garage and start the car

 

[PirateKing]

Superglue my hands to my head and hang myself from a noose made of cheese wire. My head should come clean off but my hands will still be attached, so it'll look like I tore my own head off. :thumbsup:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Leaping off the bleachers at Wrigley seems like a way to go. Maybe that would inspire management to field a decent fucking team.

Chances are they'd take it as another curse and end up... winning the World Series. Do curses cancel each other out? :dunno:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I'd get some of the most primo meth and get so gacked off my ass I'd be up for four days. Then, I go to my car and start that bitch, run a hose to the cockpit, pop some sleeping pills and down a fifth of vodka. If I'm really desperate I'd either jump off a bridge or walk into oncoming traffic on 35E. :drool2:

 

[tartanterrier]

Jump off a bridge probably :angels:

 

[STDiva]

I'd hang out with 24787 or whatever the fuck his name is. If he's unavailable, I'd record a c.d, pop over 9000 pills and hope the hype from my death would push my c.d into platinum sales, and I'd leave all the profit to my cat.

 

[Ulysses31]

Jump off a bridge probably :angels:

How about walking into Celtic Park wearing a Rangers top on a match day when they are NOT playing Rangers

 

[Kingfisher]

Corvette sounds cool. Not even sure what that really means. But it sounds fun.

 

[Legzman]

My original idea some years back was to jump out of an airplane, no chute and land head first in the middle of times square as the ball hits zero. Seems pretty epic to me!

But from the list "suicide by cop" after torturing and finally killing my boss. As well as anyone else I don't care for at the place I work.

 

[Facetious]

Swan dive off of the Golden Gate Bridge when the tide waters are rushing back out into the Pacific.... those creepy authority figures would never find my body in the strong current... Yea, how do you like that, it's my body and it will remain at one with the earth!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Two words:

Ass Grenade.

 

[DR. B]

Suicide by cop. Fuck the Police!!

 

[Ravenholm]

Stick a pencil up each nostril and then headbutt a flat surface.

 

[vodkazvictim]

If I were German I'd drive the wrong way down the Autobahn.
If I were Indian I'd set fire to myself.
If I were Japanese I'd commit sepuku.
If I were Russian I'd drown myself in Vodka... Again.
If I was american I'd go to the local Republican rally and question Regan's track record.
If I was African I'd have sex with another African without a condom.

But I'm me. So I'd strap on some explosives, run into a police station wearing my Freeones T-shirt, shout "Freeones-hu-akbar!" and detonate. That would shit the authorities up when they discovered how many people worldwide subscribe to Freeones...

 

[Henrik Larsson]

How about walking into Celtic Park wearing a Rangers top on a match day when they are NOT playing Rangers

This.

Iv'e seen the away fans with the home fans before, but at an old firm game. That's a death wish. Takes a brave man to wear a celtic top at ibrox or vice versa, when it's not an old firm game.

We hate each other more than the Israelis and Palestinians

 

[saschaxx]

...jump out the basement-window.