So, If You Were Going To Off Yourself, How Would You Do It?

[Mayhem]

.....and I don't want to hear how you have no interest in killing yourself, because blah, blah, blah. No.Shit.Smedley. I'm saying if you were going to end it early, what method would you use? Other than the precise question I am asking, keep your pie-in-the-shy, existential bullshit to yourself (this means you, Will). Besides, we all know that anyone who claims to be happy around here is either lying, delusional or Buddhist.

 

[StanScratch]

I don't drink alcohol, so I would take pills and drink a fruit smoothie. Might as go out my way.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I would get creative! I'm thinking something along the lines of cutting various lengths of piano wire, climbing to the top of a building, tying one end of each length of wire to each and every joint in my body and the other end to an anchorage point on the building, and jumping off the roof. As each length of wire extends it severs the joint that it's tied to. By the end of the ride there's a trail of bits and pieces of me dangling on piano wire all the way down the side of the building. That's how I roll, bitches! impdaddy

 

[Red Spyder]

Buy a really nice pick up truck and drive to Mexico, or just buy a bus ticket to go from the border to the southernmost tip of Mexico, you're bound to get in trouble eventually.

 

[Holly Snow]

I think I would be a vigilante until it caught up with me.

 

[ragincaucasian]

Suicide chair....(I'm still working on the patent...gonna be available for 3 easy payments of $49.95)

you sit in the chair, press a button, then will be simultaneously injected with a deadly dose of morphine while a handgun blow the back of your head out while a razor cuts your wrist and are pushed over a bridge with a noose around your neck you fall into a pool filled with alligators and drown while you are eaten alive

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I'd hire someone to snipe me when I least expect it.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Date with Petra.

 

[Smallville22]

Clocktower with a Sniper Rifle

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Suicide chair....(I'm still working on the patent...gonna be available for 3 easy payments of $49.95)

you sit in the chair, press a button, then will be simultaneously injected with a deadly dose of morphine while a handgun blow the back of your head out while a razor cuts your wrist and are pushed over a bridge with a noose around your neck you fall into a pool filled with alligators and drown while you are eaten alive

You're foot just got shot, you might want to look in to that...

Also, payment plan for suicide devices... Yeah that sounds smart.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Sniper rifle. That sounds like me!

I hate people!

 

[No_Man]

I think I would be a vigilante until it caught up with me.

Yeah, but you gotta make sure you do it in Texas. Otherwise, if they catch you, you'll end up spending the rest of your life in prison on suicide watch. Talk about depression.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Leaping off the bleachers at Wrigley seems like a way to go. Maybe that would inspire management to field a decent fucking team.

 

[ragincaucasian]

You're foot just got shot, you might want to look in to that...

Also, payment plan for suicide devices... Yeah that sounds smart.

we take credit cards!!!

Unfortunately, at this time, we cannot ship live adult alligators. We will ship 3 baby gators and the buyer will need to raise and feed them for 3 months before using with the patented "SUICIDE CHAIR" [SUP]tm[/SUP]

 

[busaguy79]

Handful of pills with some nice expensive Vodka, if I wanna go I wanna go by peacefully going to sleep!

Fuck setting myself on fire!!

 

[LukeEl]

Take too much viagra and have sex non stop with multiple women until my heart explodes.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Hang myself while wanking while drunk

Might aswell make a night of it

 

[Ulysses31]

Put to sleep I guess, like Cats and Dogs

 

[funkipman]

Suicide chair....(I'm still working on the patent...gonna be available for 3 easy payments of $49.95)

you sit in the chair, press a button, then will be simultaneously injected with a deadly dose of morphine while a handgun blow the back of your head out while a razor cuts your wrist and are pushed over a bridge with a noose around your neck you fall into a pool filled with alligators and drown while you are eaten alive

:clap: This is all manner of win right here. But as mentioned before, you'll only get my first payment. :1orglaugh





But seriously I saw this and was intrigued. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/suicidetourist/

 

[ragincaucasian]

MERRY CHRISTMAS