So I Walk Into my Basement Bathroom and Find 4 of These Varmint on Wall

[Mr. Daystar]

I had one about an inch long scare the shit out of me Wed. morning as I got ready for work. I grabbed the wife's hair spray and held it on that fucker from the top of the wall, until it reached the bottom, and IT STILL MANAGED TO GET AWAY!! I should have grabbed a magazine instead, but I figured the hair spray would nuke it...but the fucker got away.

I have a friend, who used to buy from a tool truck, whose driver owned a house on Lake Erie, and his wife was bitten by a Brown Recluse. Little fucker ran out of one of her shoes as she pulled them from the closet, went right up her arm, and bit her.. Apparently, her arm swelled to the size of a water melon, and she was told to remain within a half an hours drive, from the nearest hospital for the next couple of weeks.

 

[STDiva]

Fuck this thread. I'm going to have nightmares now.

 

[Ulysses31]

Fuck this thread. I'm going to have nightmares now.

I'd keep away from bed if i was you. Apparently we swallow loads of insects in our sleep in our lifetime but never know. As for bed bugs, that's a whole new story...

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I'd keep away from bed if i was you. Apparently we swallow loads of insects in our sleep in our lifetime but never know. As for bed bugs, that's a whole new story...

Makes me think about how down right filthy hotel beds are. Furniture was a real problem at a local university dorm over here as well. All that dorm furniture that those college folk leave behind should be incinerated. Imagine all that cum, beer, and old pizza the furniture soaks up. Yuck.

 

[LukeEl]

You should get in contact with that Bizzare Foods guy Andrew Zimmerman and he can come over and eat them.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

You should get in contact with that Bizzare Foods guy Andrew Zimmerman and he can come over and eat them.

Yeah I thought about that. How about some deep fried centipedes. :tongue:

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

I've found a few of them since early April. At first they freaked me the fuck out but a quick google search showed they're harmless. So I try to catch 'em if I don't have to kill 'em. I score girlfriend points that way.

I don't fuck with spiders though. Two years ago I got bit by a Brown Recluse and now I have an inch wide scar on my calf.

 

[bustybbwlover]

fuck zimmerman (tho i do enjoy that show) eat one yourself to show the rest you mean business

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I'm in the northern Midwest and we don't get a lot of house centipedes up here. However, during the late summer and fall these guys are everywhere:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Forficula_auricularia.jpg

Creeps my wife out to no end. A good shot of Ortho Max around the foundation usually keeps them from taking over the interior of the house, though.

Okay, those vermin are starting to show up in the house now as well. Any idea what they're called or any issues to be concerned about with them? We used to never get them until last year, when some of them showed up.

 

[biomech]

I have one suggestion....... Double odd buck. Shoot the sons bitches.:eek:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I have one suggestion....... Double odd buck. Shoot the sons bitches.:eek:

I think the only way to fully eradicate the slime is to burn the damn house down. :eek:

 

[L3ggy]

They're only insects.

 

[LukeEl]

My solution to this is pretty much my solution to everything...fire and lots of it!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

They're only insects.

Yeah but when they start showing up on your furniture that is pretty much where I draw the line.

 

[L3ggy]

Oh, it's that bad?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Oh, it's that bad?

It's happened a couple times. My buddy out in the suburbs was about to nail his lady friend, laid her down and found one on his bed. Nice house, just really old. Nice neighborhood, just really old. I actually found a very, very tiny milipede on my chair a couple weeks ago. It was so small, maybe the length of a penny. I could'nt effin' believe it. I don't know how that thing got on that Lazy Boy.

 

[sporty_carr]

I hear that sometimes they crawl up your nose when you're sleeping and lay eggs in your brain. Once the eggs hatch it's all over.

Goodnight everybody. :wave2:

 

[maildude]

That's not so bad. I found an illegal immigrant family living in my basement.

 

[Embryoyo]

The centipedes aren't really the type to bite either.

Really? My dad got bit by one about 12" in Hawaii and he had to go to the hospital for it. Maybe it differs by climate/region though as well.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Really? My dad got bit by one about 12" in Hawaii and he had to go to the hospital for it. Maybe it differs by climate/region though as well.

Well bloody hell, in that tropical climate, they probably have all kinds of wild critters. In the Midwest here we don't get foot long milipedes. :eek: