Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

[squallumz]

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn:


- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a cable modem, and a tissue dispenser.

- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."

- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."

- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.

- When he sees a hot babe, he says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."

- You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.

- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.

- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.


(i know it could be better but hey.)

 

[slowhand]

LMAO yep I say those will do it.

 

[senob44]

Very funny!
I gotta make sure I don't do that stuff now that the secret's out.

 

[Becks...poamr]

- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

There are guys who can find the G-spot??? Can I meet one (or more) of them? Please?

 

[anarked_clown]

o ooo i can find it i found a map in an old health book

 

[squallumz]

There are guys who can find the G-spot??? Can I meet one (or more) of them? Please?

*raises hand*

 

[Becks...poamr]

*raises hand*

You just get better and better, don't you?

 

[D-rock]

Just like the clips he watches the sex only last 15 seconds.

 

[L3ggy]

When he sees a hot babe, he says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."

Funniest thing ever...well on this board.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Has anyone else ever confused a pop up with a push up bra?

 

[squallumz]

Has anyone else ever confused a pop up with a push up bra?

yeah, i call em push-ups.