Sidewinder Tits?

[BritneySwallows]

@Prof Voluptuary:
Amazing pics, thanks for the excellent posts!

 

[Facial_King]

Great observation and great thread!

The name could be better though, IMHO. "winder" to me implies something is twisting, and twisted tits sounds painful and probably unattractive. What about:

Rearview Mammaries

Sideview Mirrors (think about it - like on a car)

wings

Arm-rubbers (as in they're going to rub against a girl's arms when she is walking naked)

Well, whatever the name, they can be really lovely (esp. when natural, of course!) - although they might be problematic for a woman as she ages, hanging down to her knees...

 

[Kingfisher]

In the words of Peter Griffin. "Side-boob."

 

[glk35]

http://img28.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=61171_86_123_158lo.JPG

 

[dave_rhino]

Angelina Jolie

Quite a few more celebrity ones here:

http://www.sideboob.org/

Although sadly the majority don't count as it's from the side, not so much the back.

Worth a look anyway.

 

[squallumz]

off topic (sorta) but i just saw on her blog she mixed semen with beer. thats so fucking hot!

dave would be disappointed though. she was gonna go with jaeger.

http://www.chicktrainer.com/chicktgp/sheriff_swallows_vidcaps/index.html

hot!

 

[Member2019]

Frankly, I think just seeing Britney Swallows' perfect figure from behind, much less running my hands and extended tongue up her figure and neck, respectively, from behind is too much for a man to tolerate without completely losing conscience.

 

[Facial_King]

Frankly, I think just seeing Britney Swallows' perfect figure from behind, much less running my hands and extended tongue up her figure and neck, respectively, from behind is too much for a man to tolerate without completely losing conscience.

"losing conscience"???

Unless you were trying to tell us that you feel it would be immoral for a man to do this (is Britney (Swallows?) of ChickTrainer/CumTrainer married??) to her with his tongue, you must've meant to write "losing consciousness" - as in "to pass out." Right?

 

[Facial_King]

The Angelina Jolie pic is great, but it really shouldn't count for this. As she's turned partially sideways. Even the most modest boobies can be seen when a girl turns to her side. Indeed, with some very tiny tits, that's the ONLY way to confirm their existence, as they can't be noticed looking straight on at the woman.

 

[BritneySwallows]

In the words of Peter Griffin. "Side-boob."

When Kingfisher first mentioned the term "side-boob" I thought, hey that's a pretty good description. But looking at dave_rhino's URL (sideboob.org) I see that it already stands for something quite different. Not what I meant. The pics are ok-ish, but none of them are true Sidewinders. The camera needs to be behind the model, there should be no nipples visible. Also I haven't yet seen a successful "dressed" Sidewinder pic although I could imagine that it might be possible to do with a loosely tied string bikini...

...I get the feeling that I started a really weird thread. *blush*

 

[dave_rhino]

...I get the feeling that I started a really weird thread. *blush*

You mean like all the other weird threads? :1orglaugh

Don't worry, it will fit right in around here.


And also i'd like to point out that the website i posted wasn't full of "sidewinders", as i already explained. But if you look through there are quite a few photos which do fit into your definition.

 

[Member2019]

Freudian slip ...

"losing conscience"???
Unless you were trying to tell us that you feel it would be immoral for a man to do this (is Britney (Swallows?) of ChickTrainer/CumTrainer married??) to her with his tongue, you must've meant to write "losing consciousness" - as in "to pass out." Right?

Yes, although that might have been a "Freudian slip."
I.e., I'm married and I lost my conscience.
My how I do that far too often -- and honestly -- it's completely unintentional! -- yet so fits!

 

[efeezy]

http://img28.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=61171_86_123_158lo.JPG

Just so yall know, the picture on that link changes every time you click it. I pulled up the Band Camp geek chick from American Pie when I clicked it. Needless to say she doesn't have much in the way of "sidewinder boobs" going on. Oh well.

 

[glk35]

Just so yall know, the picture on that link changes every time you click it. I pulled up the Band Camp geek chick from American Pie when I clicked it. Needless to say she doesn't have much in the way of "sidewinder boobs" going on. Oh well.

huh that strange i click it and its a blonde with a lower back tattoo with a single side.

 

[DDDLover]

Here is what you are looking for, this is Alicia DiMarco...
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2006/alicia26.html

 

[georges]

Some sidewinder tits are great :boobies: you can't go wrong with big boobs

 

[BritneySwallows]

Here is what you are looking for, this is Alicia DiMarco...
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2006/alicia26.html

That's a good one. Don't like her butt on that pic, but the stereo sidewinder is great :thumbsup:

 

[DDDLover]

Gotta love this view...
That Alicia DiMarco seems to be very good at this pose...
http://www.lovelybusty.com/4_bcp/alicia_de_marco/hires/14.jpg

DDD

 

[Member2019]

From Apples to hourglasses ...

That's a good one. Don't like her butt on that pic, but the stereo sidewinder is great :thumbsup:

She's got a clear Apple shape, not even really an tendency towards a hourglass, far closer to Apple-straight.

Only 8% of Anglo-American women are hourglasses, which is what I love.
Even my wife is a shorter full figured woman, so even though she's a hourglass, she has an Apple tendency too.

We all can't be extreme hourglass shapes like you with curves that everyone wants to drive up and down.

 

[DDDLover]

Alicia DiMarco has the curves...

http://www.lovelybusty.com/4_bcp/alicia_de_marco/index7.html