Shouldn't you be dead?

[gloyster]

Life is a bitch and then you die. To be more clear a see alot of old people everyday. I love them to death.

I used to feel that being social with older folk was an idea that made as much sense as pretending to wank outside a cop shop but then I tried to be myself with them. I was never a badboy but I would always have a slight urban rythem to my speech. I now realise these old people are so crazy they don't care if you talk like 50 cent....just as a long as you talk.

How are you with oldies, cha cha!

 

[lurkingdirk]

You should seriously consider going back on the medication.

 

[gloyster]

It's always an option.

You can't hate options eh. To be fair though this was a genuine thread. Old people are real hard work man. I'm just not the type of guy who can warm to them or them warm to me.

Sorry I didn't make a tranny thread.

 

[STDiva]

I avoid them. I hate when old people come into my work. They're cheap and grumpy. You'd think if you survived a couple wars you'd have a sunny outlook to life.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Make whatever thread you want. But, you're a weirdo. You simply can't deny that.

Start a thread, ask if people interact with geriatrics, fine. Start a thread, use the phrase

that made as much sense as pretending to wank outside a cop

and expect to be taken seriously?

Unlikely.

 

[Elwood70]

What is your definition of the word "old"?

 

[STDiva]

Best thread title

 

[maildude]

Old people scare me. They talk to invisible people, and they smell like they could combust at any time. :Flame::eek:

 

[feller469]

I like it cuz Old folks can't remember for sure if you paid them back. then you can borrow from them again, then lie that you did pay them back. like a fucking atm baby

 

[meesterperfect]

Life is a bitch and then you die. To be more clear a see alot of old people everyday. I love them to death.

I used to feel that being social with older folk was an idea that made as much sense as pretending to wank outside a cop shop but then I tried to be myself with them. I was never a badboy but I would always have a slight urban rythem to my speech. I now realise these old people are so crazy they don't care if you talk like 50 cent....just as a long as you talk.

How are you with oldies, cha cha!

Not all old people are crazy, by far.
I would say that most are more sane than many younger people in the states these days.

Why? a few reasons might be because they had a proper upbringing and were taught respect, decency and they had a thing which was called discipline.
pronounced dis-a-plin.
It was an interesting yet barbaric form of raising kids.
For example many of them couldn't live on junk food, were forced to play outside with their friends and get this, couldn't talk back to adults.

 

[grower_boy]

I find most old people to be nicer than the middle-aged population. A lot of times when I see someone who is 40-60, they'll give me a look like I'm up to no good; just because I'm a young gun. But old people seem to be more in touch with time and don't look down on young people as much. That's the impression I get from my experiences.

I also had a wheelchair-bound woman hit on me in a nursing home. She looked like she was about 90 years old.

 

[luis1972]

I preciate old people, they are good at telling stories and anecdotes.
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

 

[STDiva]

I find most old people to be nicer than the middle-aged population. A lot of times when I see someone who is 40-60, they'll give me a look like I'm up to no good; just because I'm a young gun. But old people seem to be more in touch with time and don't look down on young people as much. That's the impression I get from my experiences.

I also had a wheelchair-bound woman hit on me in a nursing home. She looked like she was about 90 years old.

You should hit that. 90 year olds have about 85 years of sexual experience. She'd take you on a journey bro!

 

[Trident1]

Jeez listen to all the ageism in this thread. You wait till you take care of your parents, and you see yourself aging and imagine what it'll be like for you when your 70+. Go to a hospice and see what it's like. It'll break your heart.

 

[grower_boy]

You should hit that. 90 year olds have about 85 years of sexual experience. She'd take you on a journey bro!

They had sex when they were 5? :dunno: :1orglaugh

That's a disgusting thought, as she couldn't stand up. It'd be like in that one episode of South Park where Stan's grandpa has sex with the Romanian chicks' grandmother and she dies from it.

 

[Member442]

Old people rock their stories are always cool to listen too.

 

[LukeEl]

I cannot wait to get old, discounts up the ying yang, pants up to my waist, dinner before the sun sets, and getting to drive 10 MPH in a 35 zone.

 

[RichardNailder]

 

[Straight Shooter]

The old should be shipped to a desert island.

 

[SEXJS]

The old should be shipped to a desert island.

Yeah, with a young hottie.
Listen up, sonny.
I may get to old to cut the mustard butt, I will ALWAYS be able to lick the jar.