Should there just be a "Mass shooting in the US" sticky thread?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Hey! My afternoon jaunt to King Soopers this afternoon was quiet.

You must have avoided the frozen food aisle where all the White Supremacists huddled in front of the Swanson Hungry-Man Dinners planning on turning your grocery store into a carnival shooting gallery. Count your blessings, my friend.

 

[gmase]

You must have avoided the frozen food aisle where all the White Supremacists huddled in front of the Swanson Hungry-Man Dinners planning on turning your grocery store into a carnival shooting gallery. Count your blessings, my friend.

White Supremacists is a broad term and considering I live in a conservative area, I run across them all the time. I did avoid frozen foods.

 

[gmase]

I double posted. 🍺

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

White Supremacists is a broad term and considering I live in a conservative area, I run across them all the time. I did avoid frozen foods.

I can relate as I also live in a conservative area. Westwood is so full of Persian Supremacists that my neighborhood could be mistaken for Hezbollah territory. Any Arabs that come around get their cars towed by the neighbor’s cousin who lives in Tarzana and owns a tow truck company.

I got ambushed on my front lawn by a Persian Just For Men commercial too. Came out my house looking a bit woodsy and grey. My neighbor says, “Hey buddy, when you grow beard you should look like young lion not old lion.”

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Hey! My afternoon jaunt to King Soopers this afternoon was quiet.

That's because todays' shooting is scheduled for the evening.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I double posted. 🍺

Oh-oh! Now you done did it. Remember the last time a Scandinavian got this pissed off? I'd tell you to retreat but I don't think you'd appreciate the pun.

"Hvordan våger du!"

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Whoopsie-Daisy! Now I double post...

 

[gmase]

Whoopsie-Daisy! Now I double post...

I feel better already knowing I am in such good company.

Reminds me of Truckin' Off Across the Sky (Guess Who)

His private train is leavin'
To slip you to the other side
Got all kinds of illicit stimulants

He's got cocaine and morphine too
Lots of stuff to get y'all high
Little pink pills in a big brown bag
Truckin' off across the sky
Baby, goin' truckin' off across the sky

 

[John_8581]

Offtopic. Mind you a little excursion is needed.

Whoopsie-Daisy! Now I double post...

"Cocaine" by Eric Clapton ...

Plus: "Sister Morphine" by the Rolling Stones ...

Leading to "Captain Jack" by Billy Joel (song about heroin) ...

Ending with Neil Young's "The Needle And the Damage Done" ...

Finally the destinaton has arrived ... this is your "new" neighborhood!

The basis for the Paul McCartney-John Lennon song off the Revolver album.

Back on topic with guns!

 

[gmase]

Offtopic. Mind you a little excursion is needed.
Finally the destinaton has arrived ... this is your "new" neighborhood!

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The basis for the Paul McCartney-John Lennon song off the Revolver album.

Back on topic with guns!

Music is a better topic actually. Clapton's Cocaine was too easy for me to grab.

In Memory of Elizabeth Reed

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Here's a song about placing your semen on a pair of lady's breasts.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Here's my drug song. It came in my head while I was riding in the back of one of those Accordion-like Metro buses going eastbound on Wilshire as it came around Robertson. I hadn't rode a bus in years but my truck was in the shop and I needed to make a collection.

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

What the fuck are you people talking about.

 

[gmase]

What the fuck are you people talking about.

Not really sure at this point. It started with mass shootings, then drugs/music, and now we're taking a bus across LA. 🤷‍♂️

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Not really sure at this point. It started with mass shootings, then drugs/music, and now we're taking a bus across LA. 🤷‍♂️

Like he said. We kinda lost interest in the mass shootings and moved on. Whatevs, right? And people wonder why we have so many.

I wish I could order some Chili's right now. I can eat 2 of the sumbitches. I'm so high I don't think I could dial a telephone.

 

[gmase]

Like he said. We kinda lost interest in the mass shootings and moved on. Whatevs, right? And people wonder why we have so many.

You pretty much nailed it there. We have a shooting, get hysterical, and then move on - until the next one. Rinse, lather, repeat.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You pretty much nailed it there. We have a shooting, get hysterical, and then move on - until the next one. Rinse, lather, repeat.

That burger looks good, doesn't it?

 

[gmase]

That burger looks good, doesn't it?

Not really.

 

[gmase]

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/...-mocking-governments-inaction-on-gun-violence

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/...-mocking-governments-inaction-on-gun-violence

Article ain't working. Thoughts and prayers and oodles of false outrage.

Harder to hit a moving target. Helps if you're a little squirrelly out there.