Shay Laren's Breasts....What Happened?

Perfect hourglass ...

If she had even an ounce of ass she would be perfect but all her curves went to her front. In some pics I find her attractive but as an assman I just wish she had more back there!
She's a perfect hourglass, chest virtually as wide as hips, on a very thin frame with a tiny mid-section.

I guess you're looking for a woman a little more pear/spoon? Or you like her hips, and just want her rear to jutt out more?

If the latter, then give her a few years, it will come out more. ;)
 
She's a superb gal but admit it! Boob job has to be redone if those boobs are not natural! :D

The most defective boob job i have ever seen, totally asymmetric. :rolleyes:
 
Every time ...

Every time I even try to focus on the differences in her breasts, her hourglass draws my eyes in.
It's like that midsection of hers is an inflection under pressure, with her diaphram causing a suction effect.
A suction effect designed to suck every ounce of fluid of any "device" placed inside her from underneath.

At the same time, those nice, soft, seemingly natural, hanging breasts just drive me wild.
I could imagine them in my hands, along with her hips, while that perfectly thin hourglass was bouncing atop.
Doing that whole "suction thing" I mentioned. ;)

Sorry, some women are just too fucking hot, too much of an absolute "10" to even find fault in at all.
Besides the fact that I always like that little uniqueness, that little difference in a woman, no one could prove to me that she's anything but flawless.
 
so does anyone have any idea why her nips are lopsided? besides the surgery/implants theory...

i mean if they were fake she's still hot but i'd like to hear some ideas why they're like that...
 
most women aren't perfectly symmetrical, in fact too much symmetry is a sign of surgery. i for one think it's fantastic, she's got a variety pack! that, and i like the unusual anyway...
 
Purely from a scientific point, I would like to ask any surgeon out there if they could make the left breast look more like the right one?
 
The glass is half empty when it's overflowing ...

Purely from a scientific point, I would like to ask any surgeon out there if they could make the left breast look more like the right one?
From a purely selfish standpoint, no one could tell me she's not perfect. I can't even worry about her breasts when they are two sweet, hanging, seemingly natural beauties that should not be touched by any cutting instrument.

Symmetry is over-rated and far more rare than people realize. In fact, it's more about statistical variance than anything, as no one is perfectly symmetrical.

In all honesty, sometimes I just look at women and go, oh, she's got this little, alleged 'imperfection' and quickly realize it's because God could not let her be absolutely flawless. In fact, I know God made her breasts the way She did because She wanted to play the glass half full / half empty game. The thing is that like everything God does, it's not because She wanted to play that game, but man does as a result.

Shay Laren is probably the woman I point to and believe is the hottest woman on the planet (along with Britney Swallow's unreal, curved 34DD-24-38 body -- although some will also point out that I consider Maria Moore and Laura Orsolya to be perfect BBWs as well). In my mind, it's kinda hard to say the "glass is half empty" when it's actually a cup that is full and overflowing.

But there's always a critic that's going to say, "oh, if you hold the glass absolutely level, you'll note you could add another and exact 1ml and it would "bead" over the top but not overflow. That's Shay to them.
 
No issue with me, the human body is seldom a perfect asymmetry. She is still a stunner!
 
I love them.
 
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