Sexual fantasy turned into trip to the morgue

[Hot Mega]

"Canadian County" you say? He'll probably get off.:o

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Bree Olson[/URL][/B], post: 5251177, member: 370964"]I wonder if he finished then called the cops?

God, that's dark.

hahaha, that's a great question bree...i guess it would depend on if it was intentional or not :dunno:

 

[PirateKing]

Blueballs PMed me. He said I hadn't gone far enough.
He says that until I can fantasize about litting a gals throat while fucking her from behind and not climaxing 'til she's dead then I'm not fit to replace him :dunno:

I hope I die while getting blown. Think about it - rigor mortis - she'd carry on for 15 minutes before she realised I'd gone! :elaugh:

:ban:
:ban2:

Don't be discouraged. If he PM'ed you then it must mean that he sees potential in you. In fact I gave up replacing him when you came around. Keep striving, I have no doubt that you will one day you will become the sickest bastard there ever was. :thumbsup:

 

[knowone]

Probably can't prove murder but it's open & shut for Negligent homicide.

 

[L3ggy]

Why is it that the weirdest part of this story to me is that there is a place in Oklahoma called Canadian County?

Then there must be a place called American County in Canada?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Bree Olson[/URL][/B], post: 5251177, member: 370964"]I wonder if he finished then called the cops?

:eeew:

And awesome at the same time. So, I guess we also need an :elaugh:

 

[PirateKing]

Bree Olson[/URL][/B], post: 5251177, member: 370964"]I wonder if he finished then called the cops?

God, that's dark.

Of course, why let a opportunity go to waste?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

OK, ToC analysis of the case in three short sentences:

He's a sexually sadistic paraphiliac with a clear personality disorder
She was, at best, an abused wife, at worst, a moron for going along with it
It is an outrage there is anywhere in Oklahoma called Canadian County

Case closed.

 

[Facetious]

Why is it that the weirdest part of this story to me is that there is a place in Oklahoma called Canadian County?

Well, maybe it's a goose landing or some such. :dunno: :1orglaugh

Then there must be a place called American County in Canada?

Well, there's such a place called Mexico in Missouri.


The weirdest part of this story from my point of view is that it actually took place outside of Ohio!
:slash: :bludgeon: . . repeat . .repeat

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The weirdest part of this story from my point of view is that it actually took place outside of Ohio!

Oh, well, that explains everything. If I was anywhere near Ohio I'd be putting a gun to my head too .....

 

[shimmy2]

even airsoft toy guns have a safety on them

 

[BlueBalls]

Rape by its very definition is the act of forcing a person to have sex against their will in order to gain a certain sense of power or to fulfil some sexual need. A corpse has no consciousness to speak of and thus no "will," so to say you raped a corpse is incorrect by definition.

Anyway yeah . . . I would have skull fucked her. I mean who wouldn't, right? Who passes up such a golden opportunity...

 

[Death-Proof-69]

even airsoft toy guns have a safety on them

not all handguns have safeties...double action revolvers, several 'double-action' semi-automatics, glocks etc so if the gun has a round in the chamber it's hot...anyway, if it was an accident he's a fucking retard, never put your finger on the trigger unless you fully intend on shooting whatever's in front of the barrel

Rape by its very definition is the act of forcing a person to have sex against their will in order to gain a certain sense of power or to fulfil some sexual need. A corpse has no consciousness to speak of and thus no "will," so to say you raped a corpse is incorrect by definition.

Anyway yeah . . . I would have skull fucked her. I mean who wouldn't, right? Who passes up such a golden opportunity...

it would be a hell of a thing to cross off the list of things you hadn't done yet wouldn't it?

 

[grabcock101]

wait a minute