Sexiest thing a girl has said while sucking your cock?

[tartanterrier]

hmmm hmmmm hmmm.But I couldn't understand what she was saying :dunno:

 

[BCT]

You do girls?

lmao okay women,

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Go ahead.........

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Her: "glarbbblebr anythirgle yeg?"
Me: "What's that now?"
Her: "Dongle cahm ig ma mouf."
Me: "Sure. Whatever you say. Hominahomina, nyaaaah! Shazam!"
Her: "What the fuck? I said don't come in my mouth."
Me: "Sorry, you had something in your mouth and I couldn't understand."

 

[sid-sexy]

I always wanted to hear a girl say
"When I'm done here I'm totally making you a steak."
but not yet...

 

[gunslingingbird]

"Oh...my...God. This is the most mesmerizing, enthralling, awe inspiring, most radiant and perfect penis that I have ever seen.

I will never, ever, ever handle such a godly member for as long as I live.

I shall build a shrine to this penis and worship it forever more.

I wish to orbit this massive, flaming rod for all eternity."

So, she just told you to hurry up and finish before Jeopardy! started, then?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

If I wanted to hear what a woman had to say I wouldn't be sticking my dick in her mouth now would I?

 

[winterwarz]

When I was 19, I had my first MILF (she was 39)...Gave me the best head I had ever dreamed of , at that point in my life...I was telling her "damn youre good at this"...She stopped, paused, looked at me and said "Babe, Ive been sucking dick longer than you've been alive"...

I almost blew my load right then.

:1orglaugh fuck you're phony

 

[winterwarz]

Big,Huge, its all the same

:1orglaugh you too, haha that's what he said big difference

 

[STDiva]

My girlfriend only talks dirty when she's been drinking. After a stag and doe one night, she started going down on me and when she could tell I was about to bust, she said...

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain The way that I want you to die Slow death, immense decay Showers that cleanse you of your life Forced in Like cattle You run Stripped of Your life's worth Human mice, for the angel of death Four hundred thousand more to die

 

[squallumz]

my girl only talks dirty when drunk too, which is hardly ever, much to my sadness. but she does do an excellent job down there and takes it on the face.

once she said something about another girl (a friend of ours) doing it to me while she was going at it. that was really fucking hot.

 

[bodie54]

"Wow you're even smaller than Dirk. I didn't think that was possible."

 

[The Thing]

I pulled down my pants, my boner popped out and she said "Yummy." After sucking my dick for awhile she backs off says "YUMMY" again and started to suck on my nuts. When she was done with that she says "That tastes so good" and started to suck my dick again.

 

[Desmac]

"am i better than her?"

 

[LukeEl]

murrrrgleeee, gluurrrbbb,gluuuk...There is no direct translation for that, but it does open one of the Seals of the Templars if spoken correctly.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

"You're smaller than my last boyfriend"

Wait, that was while I was fucking her, so I donkey-punched her.

 

[BCT]

Thanks for bumping up my thread, figured I'd get some hilarious responses

 

[Pattheprovo]

What time is it?

 

[Sam Fisher]

I'll fix us a nice dinner after we're done here.

 

[mindofmindcrime]

Are you enjoying your beer?