Server is too busy?
- Thread starter gunslingingbird
- Start date
Someone needs to crack the whip at the senior citizen center to run faster on their exercise wheels. The lack of power on this site is causing serious lagging and foul ups today.
busenbust
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Wow the board must be playing twister tonight given how tied up it is. :hatsoff:
Well, I'm glad to see some things haven't changed. I'm gone for almost 2 months, and the fucking thing still doesn't work! Now it won't let me open more than one page in a thread! User profile page? No way. View my comments? Don't think so. Open the Talk section? What, are you fucking kidding me? :crash: 
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:cussing::sing:504s, oh, art thou hiding? Is it from not proper form or perhaps you are torn? Either way, work.... work for the sake of my loopy night of whimsical delight! Database error, why do you laugh so? Is it because you have nothing better else to do? What do you want from thee? Perhaps a gander, I shall not slander; however, I will not philander! I love you too much to do so! Oh! Freeones... work for ye! It is in thy light to show thee what it is you can be! Such wonders and delicate life! Be not scared! Show your eyes and let us inside! Be not afraid. Us users are actually gentle! Take my hand, here I am, we shall waltz in the verdant meadows of sweet serenades! Just keep ye from cruel flight!:sing:
We had an ***** crash of our main database server. Fixed the issue so all is working right for now. We are investigating what caused this...
Hey, so, sorry if you've already been over this, but I haven't been around in a while and I haven't seen you before, and I was wondering just who the hell you are. Are you the new Rorys? Or did Petra get rid of another one of her minions?
By the way, I'm gunslingingbird, but you can call me gunslingingbird. I'm the resident asshole around here. :wave2:
The Grasshopper
was here
Took quite some time to log in tonight. :wave:
Battery-backed SDRAM? Or NAND Flash SSD (largely read-cache)?
Keep up the good work. Can't complain about free. You guys do an outstanding job.
Ooh! The mighty Administrator came in to have a word or two! Quick! Get the carpet out so his feet does not touch the sticky Freeone's ground like our feet do!
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Now bow! Bow now! Before he beheads us all in Administrative fury and rage!
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
I do love the site by the way. Thank you
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Now bow! Bow now! Before he beheads us all in Administrative fury and rage!
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
I do love the site by the way. Thank you
:booty: :kiss:er! :tongue:Ooh! The mighty Administrator came in to have a word or two! Quick! Get the carpet out so his feet does not touch the sticky Freeone's ground like our feet do!
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Now bow! Bow now! Before he beheads us all in Administrative fury and rage!
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
I do love the site by the way. Thank you
