ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Ok, so I have a bit of a problem...I think...I don't know. Anyway, one of my co-workers came over to my apartment the other day because he needed to use my computer. He doesn't have one of his own and he doesn't live near a library. He said that he needed to send some e-mails, update his resume, blah blah blah. So, I told him that he could use my computer if he wanted to.
Fast forward to about 15-20 minutes ago...
I was in the mood for a quick stroke before I headed off to bed, so I opened up my Windows Media Player, did a quick file search to load all of my movies onto my playlist and then BAM...
I see a good 12-13 movies that I didn't remember having. So, obviously, out of pure confusion and general curiosity, I opened the movie files and then my heart began to race. I'm not kidding when I say this, but I have, let's just say, "highly offensive and illegal material" on my computer at the moment. I don't want to get banned or get this thread deleted by mentioning exactly what it is, but I think you can figure it out. Let's just say that I'm not KIDDING and I hope I don't buy the FARM for this (whatever that means, I'm not even sure :dunno
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I don't know if I'm just freaking out for no reason at all or if I should genuinely be worried, but...what do I do? If I just delete them and then empty my Recycle Bin, will that get rid of them permanently? Do I have to format my hard drive? Or, am I fucked? Seriously, I'm worried. :helpme:
I hate to over-react, but I don't feel like getting in trouble and/or going to jail because of some bullshit like this.
PS - I called the asshole that used my computer and I got his voicemail. So, I'll deal with him later.
(I don't care if you don't believe this story and think that I personally downloaded this junk to my computer and just made up some "guy from work" mumbo jumbo just so I didn't embarass myself. Think what you may about me, but I don't smear lotion on my junk while I look at, what appears to be, Michael Jackson's sexual fantasy.)
Fast forward to about 15-20 minutes ago...
I was in the mood for a quick stroke before I headed off to bed, so I opened up my Windows Media Player, did a quick file search to load all of my movies onto my playlist and then BAM...
I see a good 12-13 movies that I didn't remember having. So, obviously, out of pure confusion and general curiosity, I opened the movie files and then my heart began to race. I'm not kidding when I say this, but I have, let's just say, "highly offensive and illegal material" on my computer at the moment. I don't want to get banned or get this thread deleted by mentioning exactly what it is, but I think you can figure it out. Let's just say that I'm not KIDDING and I hope I don't buy the FARM for this (whatever that means, I'm not even sure :dunno
I don't know if I'm just freaking out for no reason at all or if I should genuinely be worried, but...what do I do? If I just delete them and then empty my Recycle Bin, will that get rid of them permanently? Do I have to format my hard drive? Or, am I fucked? Seriously, I'm worried. :helpme:
I hate to over-react, but I don't feel like getting in trouble and/or going to jail because of some bullshit like this.
PS - I called the asshole that used my computer and I got his voicemail. So, I'll deal with him later.
(I don't care if you don't believe this story and think that I personally downloaded this junk to my computer and just made up some "guy from work" mumbo jumbo just so I didn't embarass myself. Think what you may about me, but I don't smear lotion on my junk while I look at, what appears to be, Michael Jackson's sexual fantasy.)
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