Seduce my sister in law

[Roxboro1]

Duh!!!!

 

[Deepcover]

That's pretty sad but if the sister in law doesn't mind blazing you'll be able to nail her.

 

[dbradford8589]

Find a hard wall (preferably concrete), remove any objects that are prone to breaking, place a big plastic sheet under your feet, but also make sure that the surrounding area is also covered and start banging your head against said wall, preferably very hard!

I've got nothing against people having multiple fuck buddies, I've got nothing against people in an open relationship, I've got nothing against people who break up every 2 months because they want someone 'fresh', but I do have something against people breaking their vows just for some sex!

You should have thought of this BEFORE you made your wedding vows (or simply shouldn't have married at all). Since you're married you'll just have to live with it and don't touch anyone else, or get a divorce first!

This is his best advice.

 

[Supafly]

Morals? This is a bulletin board dedicated solely to the relentless pursuit of PORN! Not sunday school, therapy, life coaching, or marriage counseling! I say ...ask her if you can reward her twat with a cock surprise...of she doesn't go for it....diagnose yourself with turettes syndrome and fake amnesia! Fuckin morales...the sanctity of marriage? Ha...go shit yourselves ya Dr. Phil-s!

Your first post is bringing a three year old thread from zombieland?

Your future is already doomed :elaugh:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Talk to her. Obviously you can bore her to sleep and take advantage.