Seduce my sister in law

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Can somebody give me ideas to seduce (and fuck, of course) my sister in law?
Im married with a 38 years old woman, and her older sister (47 yo), my sister in law, makes me crazy. How can i do to try to seduce with no risk of she tell my wife if seduce failed? I accept all your brainstorm ideas. i know my sister in her had a lover about 8 years ago. It´s all that i can say about her by moment, if you want ask me about her.

You know what? I'm not saying a thing but one about this sorry thread....You'll be the loser in the end and the beginning.


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This will never be on Springer, Maury perhaps but not Springer.

It's that pathetic.

-cs™

It seems Maury has gotten more and more into the wierd family issues over the last couple years. Before it was like "guess the transvestite" or "look at me now" episodes.
 
It seems Maury has gotten more and more into the wierd family issues over the last couple years. Before it was like "guess the transvestite" or "look at me now" episodes.

dude, he is married to connie chung. of course he was going to go insane.:1orglaugh
 
dude, he is married to connie chung. of course he was going to go insane.:1orglaugh

touche. for the life of me I could never figure that pairing out. You ever see the impression of Connie Chung that Bobbie Lee from MadTv does? It's fuckin priceless
 
Find a hard wall (preferably concrete), remove any objects that are prone to breaking, place a big plastic sheet under your feet, but also make sure that the surrounding area is also covered and start banging your head against said wall, preferably very hard!

I've got nothing against people having multiple fuck buddies, I've got nothing against people in an open relationship, I've got nothing against people who break up every 2 months because they want someone 'fresh', but I do have something against people breaking their vows just for some sex!

You should have thought of this BEFORE you made your wedding vows (or simply shouldn't have married at all). Since you're married you'll just have to live with it and don't touch anyone else, or get a divorce first!



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Do you really think she'll won't tell if you succeed?

with no risk of she tell my wife if seduce failed?
Okay, you really have not thought this through, have you?
Especially ... "if seduce failed"?

Do you really think it matters whether she will tell or not if she sleeps with you?
Even if she sleeps with you multiple times, and she doesn't tell while you do, don't you think at some point she will tell?
Even if afterwards?

I'm sorry to pick on you, but this is what cracks me up about my fellow gentlemen.
It seems like we can only see to the point where we get laid, but not afterwards.
That's why men cheat, get away with it, then are overridden with guilt later and openly confess because of it!

Denied, no answer, etc... whatever, we see that.
But we assume all is good and happy if we succeed in getting laid.
And there's no problems after that, right?

If you married a woman who does not share the values of having a polygamous relationship -- guess what? -- you now agreed to the same values!
If you don't want to, consider being honest with her about your desires.
If you fear divorce for even asking, then maybe -- just maybe -- you should reconsider why you are married to her.
Honesty is the ultimate foundation of any marriage, and don't stay married just to be married.

At the same time, consider the "value" of the marriage itself, and what "sacrifice" you are going to make by not giving into your desire in comparison to the one you will.

That's what marriage is about, not what other people say is "right" or "wrong."
It's about sharing values (not "fixed" or "popular" ones), being honest, telling her what you want and conceding what you don't need, what will only hurt her (regardless if she found out or not).
 
Morals are relative ... but this is wholly different ...

Well said Gordar . Good to see some people still have some morals.
I've consistently argued in many threads that morals are relative.
But his comments were just showing how much he hasn't even thought this one through.
As I said, it seems too many of us men can't see past getting laid, as if rejection was the only issue.
Sigh.
 
you could allways try to get you wife invlovled?
 
Morals? This is a bulletin board dedicated solely to the relentless pursuit of PORN! Not sunday school, therapy, life coaching, or marriage counseling! I say ...ask her if you can reward her twat with a cock surprise...of she doesn't go for it....diagnose yourself with turettes syndrome and fake amnesia! Fuckin morales...the sanctity of marriage? Ha...go shit yourselves ya Dr. Phil-s!
 
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