Scarlett Johansson Puts Herself On Auction. How much would you pay ?

how much for scarlett?

  • not a single dime. Fuck Scarlett!

    Votes: 8 23.5%
  • between 1 and 10 dollars

    Votes: 3 8.8%
  • between 11 and 100 dollars

    Votes: 2 5.9%
  • between 101 and 1000 dollars

    Votes: 7 20.6%
  • more than 1000 dollars

    Votes: 14 41.2%
  • scarlett who ?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    34

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
I wonder if she'll let you squeeze her boobie like the guy did on the red carpet at the Oscars a year or two ago.

Knowing that might affect how much I'd bid.

:cool:
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
I think she should donate herself to the male population of Haiti.At least
then they'll have something to smile about whist they are taking their
turn :thefinger
 

If she was to wear that red dress and give me a blow job while still in that dress at the end of the date (a blowjob with the top half of the dress at her waist is optional). Then I'd definately pay a good amount of cash. Damn right I would.

But as it stands Scarlett wouldn't blow me on the date, so I wouldn't pay a damn thing. Why would I pay a good amount of cash to hang with a celeb that I find to be just ok, sit at a restaurant and eat with them and then go to some show or something with them, or what ever other boring things that would be done. Nah!. I could just save myself the serious amount of cash and hire a nice looking hooker instead to blow me.

To pay cash for Scarlett and not get to do things to that body of hers is just down right wrong!.
 

Namreg

Banned
it's not a date, it's a chance for 3 or 4 people to attend the premiere of some play she's in. that's pretty much all there's to it.
 
Ah well fuck that then. It is a definite NO from me.
 

JayJohn85

Banned
Scarlett Johansson Puts Herself On Auction Block For Haiti Relief

http://www.accesshollywood.com/scar...-auction-block-for-haiti-relief_article_27948

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...auctions-herself-off-for-haiti-relief-2010191

how much are you willing to pay for ten minutes with her (translation: you cum in your pants when she kisses your cheek) and some ass-boring theather play?



by the way, good for her that he's tryin' to help and all. ;)
she's not only super-hot, but quite helpful

lulz

Naw but seriously if I was well minted I'd probably pay alot. It is for a good cause and there is always the chance you could get another few dates through charming the pants of her(hopefully later that would be literal)
 

JayJohn85

Banned
Yea well if your minted no point in being a mizer may as well enlarge your social network then....Theres always a upside:D
 
Tops $200

Mirophone $300

Trap 1 $400

Trap 2 $500

Trap 1 & Trap 2 $600

Trap 1, & Trap 2, commemorative tea towel and mug $625
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
!0 minutes? Seeing I last an average of 15 seconds, that would give me about 40 orgasms.
Now I just need to figure out a way to do that and not die.
 
She looks like every 22y/o co-ed you would see in a bar. I guess she has real acting ability because she is average at best.
 
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