Satanic Atheists
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Satan is a mythological figure used by a ***** thirsty god as a scapegoat. Amazing how a seemingly all powerful being needs to blame a lesser being for things the first being knew would happen. Grown ass men believing in fairy tales that ancient grown ass men invented to ********* weak minded people. Man, has it worked.
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Let's just say that Hollywood is a "close knit" community. The whole Jim Carrey "High Priest" thing makes me chuckle. I saw the SNL skit a few weeks back and I am pretty sure that his Baphomet costume was because it was FREAKING HALLOWEEN! And he was a character named "Hellvis" and it was hilarious. I am sure that Jim would have gladly paid a PR firm boatloads of money to do the same thing that the conspiracy theorists have done for free. Having said that, I do believe that there is evil in this world and it can be quite influential. But some of this stuff is just ridiculous.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I was finally able to masturbate to this thread, thanks to Commander Potatoe's inclusion of Jim Carrey.
bobjustbob
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Randy Quaid. Doesn't TMZ have a special wing on their building just for him?
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I believe Commander Potatoe are one in the same. You never see them in the same room together.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
fixed. Only because I see that Señor Patata has returned. Bienvenidos, asshat.
Astrological Occult Symbolism: Part 1: Jupiter Ascending: The Satanic Harvest of Destruction
Basic Introduction To Satanic Saturn Astrological Symbolism
Luciferian Occult Meaning of Jupiter Ascending: The Knowledge and Intellect of Man over Faith in the Wisdom and Power of God.
Genesis 2:17.
But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it:
for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
Jupiter Ascending Synopsis: Illuminati predictive programming occult propaganda
illustrating their desire attempts to bring forth a Satanic Luciferian New World Order
Jupiter Ascending Occult Analysis
Jupiter Ascending plot Biblical Origins and Analysis:
Revelations 12:6-9 Revelations 16
The Words of God
The Great Harvest
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Basic Introduction To Satanic Saturn Astrological Symbolism
Luciferian Occult Meaning of Jupiter Ascending: The Knowledge and Intellect of Man over Faith in the Wisdom and Power of God.
Genesis 2:17.
But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it:
for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
Jupiter Ascending Synopsis: Illuminati predictive programming occult propaganda
illustrating their desire attempts to bring forth a Satanic Luciferian New World Order
Jupiter Ascending Occult Analysis
Jupiter Ascending plot Biblical Origins and Analysis:
Revelations 12:6-9 Revelations 16
The Words of God
The Great Harvest
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I skipped that bullshit and I'll just assume you believe that the solar system itself is a gigantic satanic conspiracy theory.
Rane1071
For the EMPEROR!!
This is awesome stuff.
Just like after the Matrix movies came out we had Commander Potatoe's from all over claim we're all in the 'Matrix' and so forth.
And when the movie and later Stargate series came out all the Commander's came out of the woodwork (and out from under their tin-foil hats) to proclaim Stargates are everywhere and it's a government conspiracy.
And so on, et cetera, et cetera.
Admittedly I haven't seen that movie yet (and it's probably one of those that has the best **** in the trailer) but it's basically more fertilizer to use or go with/on your other conspiracies.
p.s "These aren't the droids you're looking for!" :tinhat:
Just like after the Matrix movies came out we had Commander Potatoe's from all over claim we're all in the 'Matrix' and so forth.
And when the movie and later Stargate series came out all the Commander's came out of the woodwork (and out from under their tin-foil hats) to proclaim Stargates are everywhere and it's a government conspiracy.
And so on, et cetera, et cetera.
Admittedly I haven't seen that movie yet (and it's probably one of those that has the best **** in the trailer) but it's basically more fertilizer to use or go with/on your other conspiracies.
p.s "These aren't the droids you're looking for!" :tinhat:
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
That last bit reminded me of my new favorite meme: Shawn Oakman is scary. He'd be my first choice to play Obi Wan Kenobi instead of that dusty old fart, Alec Guiness.
Cracks me up every time.
Cracks me up every time.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I think he finally went full Potatoe on us.
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