Samantha Kelly

[PirateKing]

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Can I have some darkness?

I already gave you some moon at no expense. It's Quid pro quo this time.

I'll take the:

ice
darkness
sapphires
gravity
iridium
*******
cthulhu
mustard


You can keep the rest.

Kthnxbai ......

That's a hefty order...

I'm out of ******* since VV cleaned me out. Fortunately for you I'm low and orange and meows, so we can negotiate a trade for the rest of the stuff on the list.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

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You know, I think I'll stay on topic, unlike some others *cough cough bungholes cough* and just put in my reservation to be the first person to motorboat Samantha's new boobies.

 

[PirateKing]

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You know, I think I'll stay on topic, unlike some others *cough cough bungholes cough* and just put in my reservation to be the first person to motorboat Samantha's new boobies.

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[L3ggy]

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Got anything else?

 

[izabelplayer]

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look forward to see them.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

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I'm out of ******* since VV cleaned me out. Fortunately for you I'm low and orange and meows, so we can negotiate a trade for the rest of the stuff on the list.

No naughty salt, no deal .... tryin' to live the high life here man, fo sho .....

 

[izabelplayer]

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look forward to seeing them

 

[Brisket21]

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Hope you can show them off soon.

 

[PirateKing]

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Sorry for hijacking the thread Sammy K. We're really excited about those new boobs though.

Got anything else?

What are ya buyin'?

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No naughty salt, no deal .... tryin' to live the high life here man, fo sho .....

I got morphine too.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

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Tits Question: If it's not a silly question, why are you going bigger? I ask, because my ex was a fitness model and she was always complaining her 34bs were too big. She wanted - and I quote - 'little boy boobs'.

I got morphine too.

I don't do downers.
(Mod disclaimer: ***** are bad, m'kay?)

 

[PirateKing]

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Tits Question: If it's not a silly question, why are you going bigger? I ask, because my ex was a fitness model and she was always complaining her 34bs were too big. She wanted - and I quote - 'little boy boobs'.

Is that why she's your ex?

I don't do downers.
(Mod disclaimer: ***** are bad, m'kay?)

In that case, I also sell life if you want to get high off of that. Just give me notice so that I can prepare the sacrifice.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a ******. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

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Pirate, me old swashbuckler ... here's what I say to yer damn life:

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a ******. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, ******* your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

 

[PirateKing]

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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a ******. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

Right on man, rebel against the establishment. :banger:

I also just happen to be selling that kind of merchandise if you're interested. With a purchase of $100 or more I'll throw in a Che Guevara shirt at no additional charge. You can wear it to the company picnic.

 

[L3ggy]

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What are ya buyin'?

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Humans extinct :elaugh:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

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Is that why she's your ex?

Nooooooo .... I like little titties (Seeee, on topic).
The ex part was my general failure to do as I was told. That and all the ********, *****, manic mood swings, death metal, occasional assassination, trans-dimensional leaps, disinformation blogging, cat collecting and refusal to throw out my 'Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians' tee-shirt.

It was the tee-shirt that really did it.

 

[PirateKing]

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Nooooooo .... I like little titties (Seeee, on topic).
The ex part was my general failure to do as I was told. That and all the ********, *****, manic mood swings, death metal, occasional assassination, trans-dimensional leaps, disinformation blogging, cat collecting and refusal to throw out my 'Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians' tee-shirt.

It was the tee-shirt that really did it.

Eh, what are you gonna do? :dunno:

If she couldn't abide the shirt then it wasn't meant to be.

Humans extinct :elaugh:

Alas, I don't have that...

 

[LukeEl]

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Not only do you love boobies Samantha but word around the campfire is that I love boobies too...you feelin a vibe here?

 

[rizwano]

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well, hopefully ur new boobs would bring u luck

 

[sayvara]

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Pirate, me old swashbuckler ... here's what I say to yer damn life:

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a ******. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, ******* your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

Right on man, rebel against the establishment. :banger:

You do know where that quote is from, right?

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