Royal wedding thread!

[emceeemcee]

Is anybody else just on the edge of their seats about this one?




After two weeks of inescapable media blather about this either my brain will give way and I'll start looking forward to it like the rest of the proles, or I'll seriously start to consider roadtesting this personality for a day or so:

 

[Supafly]

Please provide the adress of the intituition you get put in, so I can send you books

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Or an institution. Either is fine.

 

[emceeemcee]

Please provide the adress of the intituition you get put in, so I can send you books

I'd prefer some women's magazines with full colour photos of the wedding

 

[meesterperfect]

they're cousins right?
I think that is mandatory for british monarchy.


The last prince who didn't marry his cousin was barred from the throne.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_VIII

 

[Ulysses31]

they're cousins right?
I think that is mandatory for british monarchy.


The last prince who didn't marry his cousin was barred from the throne.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_VIII

Not uncommon for the aristocracy to be inbred, that's how they ensure their vast wealth and mansions stay in the family. Wills and Kate are just keeping the tradition alive. That's why it would have been unfathomable for Diana to marry Dodi Al Fayed leaving the future king of England having a muslim step-father, not saying the royals orchestrated their deaths but it certainly worked in their favour.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...te-Middleton-related-thanks-Tudor-tyrant.html

 

[larss]

Royal Wedding?

What royal wedding? :dunno:

 

[DOA82]

When I saw this thread I swear to god it pissed me right off to think this piece of shit wedding had corrupted freeones.

I swear I am tried of hearing about every single little aspect.

Her Dress. Her Diet. The ring. Where they are gonna live. The dolls...and on and on and on!

All I wanna hear is how many sniper rounds it took to ruin the festivities and let me get back to my peaceful little life without having to see his smug balding shit eating smile hogging the front pages of every tabloid.

Take them on a tour of the french underground in a mercedes for all I care!

Bad enough the papers front news story was that she had to have Dianas ring resized.

This is news? I think not. Are we sure its a ring? Could it not be part of the engine that flew through the dash and relocated his mother to the history books?

 

[tartanterrier]

My perfect royal wedding would be for them all to have a lovely day.Then
just when they think everything has gone so perfect,everyone suddenly
starts to die slowly from food poisioning :drool1:

Now that to me would be the perfect royal wedding :hybrid:

 

[Spleen]

I can't WAIT for the day of the royal wedding so I can not turn my tv on at all and just ignore it.

2 billion people are going to be watching. A THIRD OF THE FUCKING PLANET. I wanna be a part of the majority on this one.

The pressure is definitely on for Kate. A car crash after a chase through the streets of Paris is an epic way to go... She's gonna have to do something truely phenominal to top that.

 

[Will E Worm]

This does not do anything for anyone.

This is just a distraction.

Of course, the majority of "people" on earth are not real people.

 

[meesterperfect]

Not uncommon for the aristocracy to be inbred, that's how they ensure their vast wealth and mansions stay in the family. Wills and Kate are just keeping the tradition alive. That's why it would have been unfathomable for Diana to marry Dodi Al Fayed leaving the future king of England having a muslim step-father, not saying the royals orchestrated their deaths but it certainly worked in their favour.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...te-Middleton-related-thanks-Tudor-tyrant.html

Oh I know.
The spanish did it so much look what eventually happened:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain

their royal family was physically and mentally messed up for a few centuries because of inbreeding.

I'm pretty much and expert on british royalty going back to the early kings until cromwell.I 've read so much and videos and such,for some reason i love the history of it all.

If anybodys interested here's a great series
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv-ckMLdRsA&feature=PlayList&p=B5A6D9AE02FF4C7C&index=0&playnext=1
and david starky has made some great series on youtube, but most have been deleted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D66XIR-k0yc&playnext=1&list=PL02A29A3A04DEA98F

I think a lot of it was to keep the money in the family, thats true but a lot of the relatives that have been married through the centuries were from different families so i think it was usually more to conglomerate the money hence more power.

But also it has a strong scent of just simple conceitedness, I'm too good for you mentality.
Let them eat cake, pip pip, cheerio, and all that sort of rot you know.

 

[gunslingingbird]

They should've scheduled the wedding for Super Bowl Sunday, the day of the opening ceremony of the Olympics, or the day of the World Cup final. That way at least some channels would show something other than the wedding.

 

[BlueBalls]

*crosses fingers*

C'mon al-Qaeda ... c'mon al-Qaeda ... this is your moment to shine!

Don't let me down now...

 

[DOA82]

*crosses fingers*

C'mon al-Qaeda ... c'mon al-Qaeda ... this is your moment to shine!

Don't let me down...

Believe it or not that was my facebook status for a while!

 

[RubberRyan]

It's a bank holiday in the UK so many people are getting the fuck out for a long weekend, those of us that are staying are likely going to get very drunk.

 

[CherylFan]

Well there is a lot of grumpy sourpusses on here isn`t there. It`s going to be a lovely big state ceremonial occasion, lots of pomp and ceremony, and lots of attention to who`s wearing what, which dignitaries or famous people or celebs are in the congregation or the crowds. And in the middle of it two nice young people getting married, him in his army suit and her in her wedding dress. Out of which she will later strip before being taken to bed and fucked senseless.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Living here in the states, it'll be nice to watch something nice on TV with all this talk of a government shutdowns and whatnot, too much gloom and doom.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Wow, several people on this list are now being observed by MI5...

 

[Johan]

3 words : WHO FUCKING CARES ?!