Royal wedding thread!

[Master_Gio]

The fact that some people care about this is real fucking sad.

 

[BUSTYLUVVER]

As Above.

 

[mentator75]

http://www.xstarsnews.com/a-royal-romp-a-xxx-royal-wedding-parody-9557.html

 

[Atar554]

After winning the Revolutionary War it's my right to not give a fuck about royal anything.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I
Could
Not
Give
A
Flying
Fuck

 

[squallumz]

royal wedding thread?

silk! i win.

 

[luis1972]

:dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno:
:eeew::eeew::eeew::eeew:
:horse::horse::horse::horse:
:ban::ban::ban::ban::ban:

 

[squallumz]

over-usage of smilies! :ban:!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I
Could
Not
Give
A
Flying
Fuck

I'm curious. How does one give a flying fuck? I think it would just always be painful, and not at all desirable.

 

[squallumz]

:dunno: birds do it.

 

[meesterperfect]

After winning the Revolutionary War it's my right to not give a fuck about royal anything.

is that a 72 cougar back there?

on 2nd thought looks more like a torino

 

[TheOrangeCat]

:dunno: birds do it.

Bees do it ....

 

[Red XXX]

Even educated fleas do it ......

 

[squallumz]

in the air?

 

[Nester6]

Well there is a lot of grumpy sourpusses on here isn`t there. It`s going to be a lovely big state ceremonial occasion, lots of pomp and ceremony, and lots of attention to who`s wearing what, which dignitaries or famous people or celebs are in the congregation or the crowds. And in the middle of it two nice young people getting married, him in his army suit and her in her wedding dress. Out of which she will later strip before being taken to bed and fucked senseless.

I wish them well! I hope he fucks her brains out!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

... him in his army suit and her in her wedding dress. Out of which she will later strip before being taken to bed and fucked senseless.

Forget ye not that this is the British Royal family, so it's more likely she'll be strapping one on, and taking him roughly from behind.

 

[The Yak]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-of-people-prince-william-would-never-deig,20100/

 

[dbradford8589]

When I saw this thread I swear to god it pissed me right off to think this piece of shit wedding had corrupted freeones.

I swear I am tried of hearing about every single little aspect.

Her Dress. Her Diet. The ring. Where they are gonna live. The dolls...and on and on and on!

All I wanna hear is how many sniper rounds it took to ruin the festivities and let me get back to my peaceful little life without having to see his smug balding shit eating smile hogging the front pages of every tabloid.

Take them on a tour of the french underground in a mercedes for all I care!

Bad enough the papers front news story was that she had to have Dianas ring resized.

This is news? I think not. Are we sure its a ring? Could it not be part of the engine that flew through the dash and relocated his mother to the history books?

I completely agree with, I can't wait for it to be over so the news can get back to something actually important.

 

[busenbust]

hope the weather is nice too ! :nanner: should be a good day folks /

 

[CherylFan]

Forget ye not that this is the British Royal family, so it's more likely she'll be strapping one on, and taking him roughly from behind.

No, that`s day 2 of the honeymoon. The rules are that on the wedding nighty they act more or less traditionally and have lots of regular sex, on the first day he spends lots of time pleasuring her, then on day 3 they start as they mean to go on with her being subservient to his every whim and fantasy.