Ridiculous Porn Names

[mentator75]

I just saw that there was a director of porn who went by Alfred Hugecock

https://www.bgafd.co.uk/films/details.php/id/n00287
https://www.bgafd.co.uk/films/details.php/id/p00577

(also used here https://www.iafd.com/title.rme/id=9f9532e0-f4e6-42f4-b022-72cab2504a3a to lesser effect IMHO)

 

[John_8581]

A Brazzers female model/actress that currently goes by the name of Dan Dangler.

https://www.freeones.com/dan-dangler
https://www.instagram.com/thedandangler/

Her business agent needs to be fired. What a God awful stage name for a female pornstar. A very confusing first name with "Dan" as the stage name. My first instinct is that she is a male pornstar ... that last name needs to be changed too. Sounds too much like Mark Wahlberg's character of Eddie Adams in Boogie Nights (1997) Dirk Diggler .

 

[Stephen1956]

Gogo Fukme
Van Damage
Anna Malle < rest in peace
Shaundam Von Smakavitz

 

[xfire]

I assume Porsche Lynn got her name when someone heard "Portia"-hey, close enough. Lexus, however-I don't get it. Why not Maserati?

Maserati XXX debuted in 2011, same year this thread was started, didn't have to wait long. She's got great tits.

 

[Pornfan99]

Maserati XXX debuted in 2011, same year this thread was started, didn't have to wait long. She's got great tits.

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I see she has the same Orthodontist as Michael Strahan!

 

[xfire]

All mentioned are ridiculous, however quite funny. Miosotis on the other hand is not funny at all, it sounds like a fucking medical condition.

"Came back from the doctors today... Apparently I've got Miosotis..."

That's definitely a head-scratcher, but she's also got fantastic tits.

https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/ridiculous-porn-names.484071/page-3#post-11791351

I remember reading some years ago that a gap between the front teeth is considered a desirable trait in some countries in Africa. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Thanks for super-imposing Michael Strahan's face on her, tho.

 

[maildude99]

I don't wanna blast any up and cummer's aliases, but whenever I'm scanning names on a board, I instinctivley bypass anything like Stacy Sukalot or Madame Muffmuncher...or any "model" who uses eighteen different names. If a name sounds even passably legit, I'll check it out. My experience in analyzing the effectiveness of this is that in the overwhelming majority of cases, I miss a lot more bullshit than I miss hot girls. I've discovered more previously unknown babes who use decent or actual names than I've stumbled onto by clicking on Vanity Vagina or Deanne Does Deepthroat.

 

[maildude99]

Shaundam Von Smakavitz

Man, this is fucking hilarious.

 

[Torre82]

I forget where I saw it, but it was obnoxiously true:
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First name:
Choose a drug, flower, overused beverly hills/valley girl name, precious stone, stereotypical ethnic group or biblical name.
E.g: Sativa, Rose, Jenna, Sarah/Jesus.

Last name:
Choose a color, overused celebrity name, precious stone or stereotypical ethnic group and switch an I with a Y to make it obnoxious.

White, Jolie, Thai/Chyna.

There ya go, a generic and craptastic pornstar name. NO PORNSTAR ESCAPES THE CLICHE`!

Acid Black, Lavender Manson, India Dyamond, Sarah Trump, Brazil Sapphyre, etc