Yesterday I was...uh, doing research and saw what may be THE most idiotic porn name ever: Strokahantas. Its not like I'm going to refuse to watch due to the name-still, it IS a distraction.
Some just fall into the category: Huh? Like Chasey Lain. Chasey? Ohhhh-kaaaay. I assume Porsche Lynn got her name when someone heard "Portia"-hey, close enough. Lexus, however-I don't get it. Why not Maserati?
One name I saw recently was really catchy: Karma Rosenberg. And Tanner Mayes gets points for her name-and the fact that she hasn't gotten implants (please, just DON'T). Tristan Kingsley sounds classy.
Bianca Dagger sounds like fun. It reminds me of replacement lyrics for the Mary Tyler Moore theme song that were inspired by Husker Du's cover: "Who can make the world cry and taste it's bile/Who can take a nothing date/And suddenly stab him with her nail file". Maybe the name would be Clawdette...
So-what other ridiculous names come to mind?
Some just fall into the category: Huh? Like Chasey Lain. Chasey? Ohhhh-kaaaay. I assume Porsche Lynn got her name when someone heard "Portia"-hey, close enough. Lexus, however-I don't get it. Why not Maserati?
One name I saw recently was really catchy: Karma Rosenberg. And Tanner Mayes gets points for her name-and the fact that she hasn't gotten implants (please, just DON'T). Tristan Kingsley sounds classy.
Bianca Dagger sounds like fun. It reminds me of replacement lyrics for the Mary Tyler Moore theme song that were inspired by Husker Du's cover: "Who can make the world cry and taste it's bile/Who can take a nothing date/And suddenly stab him with her nail file". Maybe the name would be Clawdette...
So-what other ridiculous names come to mind?