Rapture: Porn Style

[Arden Adamz]

I wanna hear the who's, what's, and where's of everybody's moment when the end of day's hits! I project that I'll have recently gotten a hot manicure, be listening to new wave, and riding a 9.5 in dick. I plan on doing this with or without celestial beings hovering around me... Where will you be?
xox

 

[raven_azrael]

I wanna hear the who's, what's, and where's of everybody's moment when the end of day's hits! I project that I'll have recently gotten a hot manicure, be listening to new wave, and riding a 9.5 in dick. I plan on doing this with or without celestial beings hovering around me... Where will you be?
xox

I thought you were going to pitch a porn movie about that

 

[Mr_Balls]

Looking for a lady to go crazy with me!

 

[Fairchild]

***** out of my mind probably, on a tropical beach hopefully.

 

[LukeEl]

I am having a yard sale.

 

[PirateKing]

I'm going to be raptured up into the sky...


...by an airplane. Because I'm going out of town for a couple days.

 

[Arden Adamz]

haha yea a movie pitch would be pretty awesome but I'll have to get back to you on that one!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I don't know what this rapture is all about, but you may do everything you want with me till the world ends, Arden!

 

[rayman53x]

haha yea a movie pitch would be pretty awesome but I'll have to get back to you on that one!

Do it! lol

 

[Jon S.]

I know exactly where I will be and what I'll be doing when the end of days hits....I'll be 6 feet under & likely rotting......BECAUSE, **** to break it to the "believers," that day won't be coming for a long, long, LONG time!

Oh yeah, "Rev." Camping has GUARANTEED it will be October 21st now.....my bad!!!! Guess I'd better start making my plans now!

 

[L3ggy]

How should I know?

 

[kewlio65]

I know exactly where I will be and what I'll be doing when the end of days hits....I'll be 6 feet under & likely rotting......BECAUSE, **** to break it to the "believers," that day won't be coming for a long, long, LONG time!

Oh yeah, "Rev." Camping has GUARANTEED it will be October 21st now.....my bad!!!! Guess I'd better start making my plans now!

That was hilarious. If it doesn't happen on one date, lets try another. How do you think they do it? Roulette Wheel, Out of a hat, Blindfolded throwing darts at a board? Would love to get involved with that.

I think it would depend on when the rapture comes. As long as I am where I want to be I guess.