Random Statement Thread II

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
You're poor again? What's gonna happen to Bonnie & Clyde?
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Foolish me.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Where can we hide the body? The dogs can only eat so much!
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L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Give it to me, I'll finish it.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
That's Petra in disguise.
 
two weeks ago my $4000 mountain bike was stolen. Some asshole broke into my garage and took it. I think its someone who lives around me b/c a few others of my neighbors garages got broken into and their bikes stolen. Its somewhat funny because my bike has proper cycling position, and the seat is only comfortable if you have padded shorts on. and it has SPD pedals which are very tough to ride with if you don't have the right shoes on. I hope their ride was horrible.
 
i had a dream about gianna michaels last night which was funny for several reasons: 1) i rarely remember my dreams, 2) of the dreams i have remembered it's the first one about a pornstar, 3) it wasn't a sexy dream
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
No, A Nuclear Missile On Rex?
 
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