Random Statement Thread II

You can always put how you are a fan, would like an autograph, hope for the best in your bright looking sports career. Send her a photo of your penis for good measure. Sure enough you will have her autograph on the restraining order.

One way or the other you get the autograph :D
 
Even if, lets say she took a dump in them?
 
Because you asked for her panties?
 
My pants are usually teared up, like the ones I'm wearing right now :D
 
That one *points*
 
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