Random Statement Thread II

[D-rock]

Some of the characters Norris has played in his career have been over the top, but I have nothing against Chuck.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Hi m12!

Ich wish you a good Janine Habeck!
What´s the Habeck like?

I´m sorry, I can´t think of anything else right now ^^

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hi m12!

Ich wish you a good Janine Habeck!
What´s the Habeck like?

I´m sorry, I can´t think of anything else right now ^^

Please stop taking these pills with a smiley on them...

 

[Bonezstorm]

Please stop taking these pills with a smiley on them...

Can´t life without them anymore =(

The only reason why I get out of bed is to think of a nice girl, otherwise I wouldn´t have any motivation for the day

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yeah pretty much the same with me and Monique (or Brittany Murphy and Sarah Chalke)...


















...oh and Smitty

 

[Vanilla Bear]

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Please vote for

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THANK YOU

 

[breaststroker]

I have a question. Do you Americans like/love or dislike/**** Chuck Norris?

Good question! Americans are all the same! Ask one and you'll receive a representative answer. :thefinger

 

[Bonezstorm]

I guess all Americans just know Chuck Norris, but no one knows why ^^

 

[Smittmaestro]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer but alas Chuck Norris never cries!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

SMITTYYYYYYY!!!! :wave:

 

[Smittmaestro]

Do I know you? LOL

What's up in Berlin?

Get any Macky Doo to curb your hunger?

-cs™

 

[Artimus]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer but alas Chuck Norris never cries!

-cs™

:rofl2:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Do I know you? LOL

What's up in Berlin?

Get any Macky Doo to curb your hunger?

-cs™

Oh you dont know me huh?! Shall I really tell all the members here what we did last night?


Not much "up" right now. Not that hungry and too lazy to go to macky do...

Whats up in the global headquarters of Smittmaestro Industries?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Checking the sales figures...egg patties way down but Chuck Norris Tears sales waaay up!

-cs™

 

[Smittmaestro]

:rofl2:

Jeez it ain't that funny add the fact it's recycled.

I did it a couple months back...

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Jeez it ain't that funny add the fact it's recycled.

I did it a couple months back...

-cs™

two words: kiss ass

 

[Smittmaestro]

He should get in line, but you are always first.

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I dont need to kiss ass do I?!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Oh no honey, I'm all yours baby! LOL

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Good answer!