Random Statement Thread II

[drdeath67]

She looks pretty good for 50!

 

[drdeath67]

Did you ever wonder why there was only one female smurf. I sort of feel sorry for her. :1orglaugh

She's the village bicycle! Everyone has had a ride! :1orglaugh

 

[Vanilla Bear]

She's a smilf

:rofl: yeah she is!

Did you ever wonder why there was only one female smurf. I sort of feel sorry for her. :1orglaugh

There are actually three females...

Smurfette, Granny Smurf and Sassette Smurf(ling)

 

[Artimus]

Wasn't she created by Gargamel as a way to snare the male Smurfs? That would make her way younger.

She's the village bicycle! Everyone has had a ride! :1orglaugh

Which is why one may conclude that they lay eggs, just like a queen bee in a hive.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Wasn't she created by Gargamel as a way to snare the male Smurfs? That would make her way younger.

Yes she was created by Gargamel....

but Papa smurf banged the hell outta her (like the exorcist in Scary Movie 2 ) and now she is a "good girl"

 

[Violator79]

Is all the Smurfs related? If so, then that means all the males would be banging their own ******!!

 

[lone gunman]

She's the village bicycle! Everyone has had a ride! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh
Cheers,I forgot about that expression!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yes she was created by Gargamel....

but Papa smurf banged the hell outta her (like the exorcist in Scary Movie 2 ) and now she is a "good girl"

oh and her hair changed from black (or was it dark brown?) to beautiful "blond" hair...

 

[drdeath67]

Is all the Smurfs related? If so, then that means all the males would be banging their own ******!!

Surfette: "Yeah! Yeah! Im your sisiter I'm your sisiter!"

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Is all the Smurfs related? If so, then that means all the males would be banging their own ******!!

like I said, she was created by Gargamel

 

[Artimus]

Here's one thing I don't get though - If he can magically create Smurfs, why does he bother trying to capture them? All that running around...:dunno:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Here's one thing I don't get though - If he can magically create Smurfs, why does he bother trying to capture them? All that running around...:dunno:

Well, the ones he create tate too sour...and make gold with them

Does it all have to be so realistic?! You like James Bond huh? That is one unrealistic ****!

 

[Artimus]

You're just jealous :tongue:

 

[D-rock]

oh and her hair changed from black (or was it dark brown?) to beautiful "blond" hair...

She was better off evil then. :tongue:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

You're just jealous :tongue:

of what?

She was better off evil then. :tongue:

nah her hair looked ugly back then!
It had alot spliss

 

[Artimus]

Quite idyllic the life of a Smurf - You spend all day doing the things you're good at, you get your own furnished hut and the only work you have to do is berry-picking.

of what?

is the German equivalent better? Oh wait, I forgot! You don't have one! :nanner:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

is the German equivalent better? Oh wait, I forgot! You don't have one! :nanner:

Ohhhhh.... hear hear!

We just dont produce **** like that!

 

[Artimus]

Ha!

You'll probably be in line 2 days before the release of Quantum of Solace.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Ha!

You'll probably be in line 2 days before the release of Quantum of Solace.

of what? *googles that quantum *****...

Nah, the only things I like about 007 are the cars (but even...or especially the cars are too unrealistic sometimes) and Sophie Marceau :lovecoupl (and even though shes FRENCH!!! :eek: )

 

[Smittmaestro]

This reminded me of The Venture Bros. episode Are You There God? It's Me Dean when The Monarch's henchmen 21 and 24 were arguing over the nature of Smurfs.

24 was insistent that Smurfs were egg layers and 21 insisted they were mammals because Papa Smurf had a f**ing beard!

-cs™