Random Statement Thread II

[Fresno]

I hungry! Think I'll make something to eat, be back

 

[dick van cock]

I hungry! Think I make something to eat, be back

Watch out! A serving of pussy has 561 calories.

 

[Fresno]

To bad I don't have any pussy around, I'd eat it

Yummy pussy

 

[foxycougar]

I have a hang nail :|

 

[Fresno]

she needs to take care of that hang nail

 

[foxycougar]

It's really annoying!

 

[Fresno]

I know they are and she shuold take care of it

 

[Smittmaestro]

Oh about two weeks ago the nail on my smallest got hung on my bedsheet when I tried to dislodge it it pulled the nail with it!

Kinda pulled away from the toe, so it was raw and sore for a few days, luckily it healed and grew back etc.

Nice ***** stain on my sheet though, Tide can't wash that out.

-cs™

 

[foxycougar]

Ew, that sounds really painful, Smitty

 

[wigster]

Rip the little fucker off then whack a plaster on, no pain no game

 

[Smittmaestro]

Yeah that's kinda what I did, I had some liquid bandage on hand. That ****'s a lifesaver!

It wasn't that painful foxy, just sore.

Of course I knocked back two Goody's pain powders at the time too. My results may vary...

-cs™

 

[foxycougar]

Weekends should be longer...

 

[Smittmaestro]

We got Easter coming up, Memorial Day, Labor Day...

-cs™

 

[Fresno]

everything should last longer

 

[foxycougar]

But I want a long weekend NOW!!! lol

 

[Smittmaestro]

Call me strange but I prefer weekdays to weekends.

Weekends throw my routine off.

-cs™

 

[foxycougar]

I just don't want to have to go back to work lol

 

[znatchonly]

The cause of every manmade problem on earth started off in a znatch...!!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Yeah that about sums it up!

You're not Znatch Bnell are you?

-cs™

 

[wigster]

The cause of every manmade problem on earth started off in a znatch...!!

Thats really random, are you sure you're in the right thread :1orglaugh