Random Statement Thread II

[slowhand]

Its great to have Friday off. :thumbsup:

 

[dick van cock]

Tomorrow will be my first anníversary on the board.

Feel free to celebrate the event by giving me a free certificate for a lobotomy. :crash:

 

[free4440273]

Tomorrow will be my first anníversary on the board.

Feel free to celebrate the event by giving me a free certificate for a lobotomy. :crash:

Congrats DVC:glugglug: (uncertain about the lobotomy).

 

[Smittmaestro]

I rather have a bottle in front of me than to have a frontal lobotomy.

-cs™

 

[L3ggy]

I rather have a bottle in front of me than to have a frontal lobotomy.

-cs™

Touché.

 

[free4440273]

I do hope everyone has a really good weekend on the FreeOnes

 

[slowhand]

Good morning to everyone. :wave:


I hope your Saturday is a great one. :thumbsup:


Coffee is hot this morning and donuts are served. :hatsoff:

 

[holdol]

*sip, munch* Thanks!

 

[slowhand]

*sip, munch* Thanks!

LOL holdol


Don't work those hot girls today have them do all that bending and stretching washing them cars.

 

[holdol]

God, if only I had hot girls working for me. I guess my imagination might work. (looks over his crew) Nope! don't work!

 

[slowhand]

Here I thought things were like this over there.

I was going to ask for a job.

 

[holdol]

Here I thought things were like this over there.

Only in my dreams! :1orglaugh

Heck, I'll hire ya. You'll be the best looking here Except for me of course:tongue:

 

[slowhand]

Only in my dreams! :1orglaugh

Heck, I'll hire ya. You'll be the best looking here Except for me of course:tongue:

LOL holdol well I would but I dont think my boss would let me go I been there for almost 20 years as they say good help is always hard to find. :thumbsup:

 

[holdol]

You can say that again!

Some girls have applied in the past, but my policy dictates that if you scare me, I don't hire you. :eek:

 

[D-rock]

God, if only I had hot girls working for me. I guess my imagination might work. (looks over his crew) Nope! don't work!

Hmm...Amber hasn't had a new photoset in a while so maybe you could pick her up while she's free. Like a photo shoot, I'm sure she won't charge much more than one of two thousand dollars or so an hour for her car washing sessions. :1orglaugh

 

[ChefChiTown]

I cracked my back and it felt so good that it almost made me **** my pants.

 

[D-rock]

I cracked my back and it felt so good that it almost made me **** my pants.

Someone must have stepped on a crack.

 

[free4440273]

I do hope everyone has a great Sunday on the FreeOnes

 

[slowhand]

Good morning to everyone. :wave:


I hope everyone enjoys there Sunday. :hatsoff:

 

[slikpulla152]

Why the FUCK is the Colts game not on national tv at primetime.
Did the nfl forget about the 'flex scheduling'

I have to prepare to watch the fucking Houston Texans and Oakland Raiders. :dunno: