Random Statement Thread II

[~~whimsy~~]

Howdy Bonez!

Spare some FO change???

 

[wigster]

:shy:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hello wigster. What you so shy and timid about?

 

[wigster]

Hello wigster. What you so shy and timid about?

My penis

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Why? Is it small and puny?

:tongue:

 

[wigster]

It's very cold where i am!!! :weeping:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'm sorry you have a frigid significant other/wife and it is so cold...

 

[HeartBroker]

whims would know nothing about that since he's a loner, right whims?

 

[wigster]

That's alright whimsy i'm sure the weather will be nice and hot tomorrow, then it'll be back to it's normal perky self!!!

 

[HeartBroker]

Somehow "perky" is not a term I'd use for my penis :rofl2:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'm not a loner. Only when I drink

:wakes up; looks down:

Goody! My penis is looking nice and perky today.

 

[Bonezstorm]

You should ask Kimmy. She'll answer it

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Don't do drugs

 

[wigster]

Tomorrows going to be a good day

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Today is a good day

It'd be a better day if HeartBroker was fixing up chili and shared it with me.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I just made me a hot dog, but I actually don't want it. I want something else. :dunno:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I just made me a hot dog, but I actually don't want it. I want something else. :dunno:

Put chili on it with cheese and have a sweet, luxurious chili dog. :yummie:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Put chili on it with cheese and have a sweet, luxurious chili dog. :yummie:

Yeah, but some times they give me the shits. :uohs:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Nah, I want something completely different. Dunno what though. :o

I'd love a Döner now. Or some nicee Macky Dow. :lovecoupl

 

[wigster]

I've just realised i've been on this forum for 3 years!!! woohoo

I'm now off because i feel seriously disheartened, and sad. Later peeps