Random Statement Thread II

[Artimus]

Where is the King of the Mountain?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Jeff Jarrett?

That's for you pro wrestling fans!

Ya mean maleman, he's sulking because we had a tiff, it was my turn to clean the dishes I forgot and he got mad at me!

But the make-up sex is gonna be incredible! :lol:

-cs™

 

[Artimus]

But the make-up sex is gonna be incredible!

-cs™

One of life's true pleasures.

 

[D-rock]

Maybe that's the real reason why he got mad in the first place.

 

[SunnyTK]

hello

 

[Artimus]

Morning SunnyTK :hatsoff:

Welcome to the FreeOnes.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Sunny also a song by Bobby Hebb.

In other news I Googled my full name and the very first result was a 9/11 Truther dumbfuck!

My message to all 9/11 conspiracy kooks, ***** ON IT.

Yes it was a conspiracy and it involved Osama bin Laden and involved nineteen others who boarded commercial airliners then hijacking them and flying them into buildings ****ing thousands.

Done now have a nice glass of shut the fuck up!

-cs™

 

[Smittmaestro]

In other news, that is one of my favorie BB sigs I have created!

Gorgeous!

-cs™

 

[Artimus]

That's BB?

I barely recognize her.

Oh, while we're on the subject of Google, googling you is what led me to Stairway to Bootleg Heaven. And for that you have my thanks.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Indeed?

You are most welcome dear friend Arti!

-cs™

 

[maildude]

Is there anything more lovely than a morning sunrise seen through a pair of funny Groucho glasses?

 

[L3ggy]

I'm just here to check this site, if it still is degenerating..

 

[HeartBroker]

But what about unbroken glass?

Absolutely Terrified :1orglaugh

 

[Smittmaestro]

"Walkin on walkin on walkin on broken glass!"

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

How's things Smitts?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Ya know copasetic can't complain...

Digging the shapely chickypoo in your sigaroonie...

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

Same here.
Yeah, she's pretty sweet

 

[Smittmaestro]

Is it copasetic or copacetic?

Copacetic is the correct spelling...

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

Do you think it's harder to walk on broken glass or to walk on Sunshine?

 

[D-rock]

I got done with another sig. I now have 17 more lined up after this one, but I'm back to being out of ideas again.