Random Statement Thread II
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ChickenChoker
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I've got chronic toothache, currently got a ball of cotton wool covered in jd trying to help with the pain.
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
Today is the first day of the last, no, it's the best first day of the last...part
No, it's the last day of the..
Whatever!
No, it's the last day of the..
Whatever!
Did you mean to say, "Today is the first day of the rest of my life"?
I once had a person tell me that people's motto should be, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and it's getting better." I guess he was right about that for me, as long as you take out the getting better part.
BTW...I wonder where ol Artimis and Smitty have been lately.
It would seem the flu and the snow have joined forces to thwart me once and for all.
Was hanging around Central London last night after work when the snow REALLY started falling. The entire transport system was shut down - no trains, no buses, no taxis. Had no option but to spend the night at my workplace. Walking in inches thick snow is a bitch. Had to listen to the Superbowl on the radio
Lucky for me some trains started running around 6am Monday (albeit with major delays) so got home at 9. Have been in bed since. Thanks to last night's exposure was feeling worse than ever.
Fear not though my comrades, in the end victory will be mine!
I should really eat something though.
Was hanging around Central London last night after work when the snow REALLY started falling. The entire transport system was shut down - no trains, no buses, no taxis. Had no option but to spend the night at my workplace. Walking in inches thick snow is a bitch. Had to listen to the Superbowl on the radio
Lucky for me some trains started running around 6am Monday (albeit with major delays) so got home at 9. Have been in bed since. Thanks to last night's exposure was feeling worse than ever.
Fear not though my comrades, in the end victory will be mine!
I should really eat something though.
Had to listen to the Superbowl on the radio
That's too bad. It was a pretty good game.
I'm glad to see you got home finally.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Had to listen to the Superbowl on the radio
:eek: Oh god I would have killed me I think. It was an awesome game.
Sorry to hear that Arti.
Glad to hear youre okay though.
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
It still hasn't sunk in that the Steelers are 6 time champions!!! This was the first SB I was home for when we won. The last one I was in Hawaii in the Army. No words can describe what it's like here!!!
When there's no more room in hell, I will walk the earth!
Wait a minute...what's this jibber jabber about making up some custom jibber jabber if you make 10000 posts? Is this jibber jabber true?
Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
It would seem the flu and the snow have joined forces to thwart me once and for all.
Was hanging around Central London last night after work when the snow REALLY started falling. The entire transport system was shut down - no trains, no buses, no taxis. Had no option but to spend the night at my workplace. Walking in inches thick snow is a bitch. Had to listen to the Superbowl on the radio
Lucky for me some trains started running around 6am Monday (albeit with major delays) so got home at 9. Have been in bed since. Thanks to last night's exposure was feeling worse than ever.
Fear not though my comrades, in the end victory will be mine!
I should really eat something though.
This calls for my patented Flu/Cold cocktail!
-cs™
Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
D is that Mary Jane Watson in your latest sigaroonie!
I'm gonna find a great/sexy pic of Sigourney Weaver and make it into a signature.
It'll be a Sig sig!
-cs™
I'm gonna find a great/sexy pic of Sigourney Weaver and make it into a signature.
It'll be a Sig sig!
-cs™
It is Mary Jane. I thought you might like it considering you seem to have a thing for redheads.
Maybe if your lucky you will find a picture of Sigourney Weaver smoking a cigar. Then you will have a triple sig sig.
All work and no tits makes Bonezstorm a dull boy. All work and no tits makes Bonezstorm a dull boy. All work and no tits makes Bonezstorm a dull boy. All work and no tits makes Bonezstorm a dull boy. All work and no tits makes Bonezstorm a dull boy. All work and no tits makes Bonezstorm a dull boy. All work and no tits makes Bonezstorm a dull boy. All work and no tits makes Bonezstorm a dull boy.
14 kids, age 7 or younger?
In-fucking-sane!
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In-fucking-sane!
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