Random Statement Thread II

[Vanilla Bear]

Howdy LL :hatsoff:

Hope youre ok and life is not too busy for you

 

[Fresno]

Hello all :wave:

 

[DonkMan]

I'm a horse of a man!
:thumbsup:

 

[Smittmaestro]

Or a man of a horse...

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hey, is there actually some Smittmaestro merchandising out already?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Oh yeah, jalapeno and cheese egg patties!

I was sweating it cuz of that whole jalapeno salmonella outbreak but the FDA tracked it down and sorted it out. Crisis averted.

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

And whats about some Smittmaestro sex toys? And please dont mention that Texas Corn eew-y stuff again!


"The Smittmaestro Funny Queer Not Funny HaHa Sex Toy Factory"

 

[Smittmaestro]

We discontinued that division, pardon the phrase, it's a stuffed market!

Any Tom, *cough*Dick*cough* or Harry has a sex toy out there nowadays.

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No Smittmaestro Sex Toys? :crying:

Not even the one we always use? You know which one I mean! The one with the " :eek: wow" and the "va va va voom"

 

[D-rock]

All I know is that dark eyes on a woman rule me.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Just once I'd wish to experience an earthquake. Nothing major or awful but a 5 or 6 for about 10 to 20 seconds. No loss of life no major damage but enough to knock some shit off the shelves etc.

Just one time...

-cs™

 

[Artimus]

^^Move to LA. I doubt you'll have to wait any longer than 18 months.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

move to Japan

 

[Smittmaestro]

Arti, I coulda been there yesterday and gotten that.

Oh Jeez Japan, those are nasty quakes.

I do live about 200 miles from the New Madrid fault. So I dunno.

-cs™

 

[belgianass]

I had already twice a chance to feel it over here in Belgium, but i slept twice through the whole thing ...
off course they were minors, but i wonder what it will be with a big one ??

 

[dick van cock]

Guys who'd like to fuck moms must be Italian.

 

[belfastsixpack]

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!











shoop da whoop.

 

[senob44]

I know it's late, but I thought you fellas might have some texas corn on the cob?

You guys crack me up whenever I remember to come in here!

 

[rampau]

In my country, they eat rice with everything.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

My fingers smell like eggnog...