Random Statement Thread II

dave_rhino

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In other news, a new girl started work today.

She's only 16 (WHICH IS LEGAL IN MY COUNTRY) and cute as hell. But even so, that's too young... And oh yeah, I have a girlfriend. But even so, I can't help looking at her at work and thinking "Oh lord".


She was sent directly from the flaming pits of hell just to tempt me.

Bring it on, Satan... Bring it on.
 

Violator79

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In other news, a new girl started work today.

She's only 16 (WHICH IS LEGAL IN MY COUNTRY) and cute as hell. But even so, that's too young... And oh yeah, I have a girlfriend. But even so, I can't help looking at her at work and thinking "Oh lord".


She was sent directly from the flaming pits of hell just to tempt me.

Bring it on, Satan... Bring it on.

mr.rhino you calm down,calm down do ya hear:wave2:
 

dave_rhino

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mr.rhino you calm down,calm down do ya hear:wave2:

I'm trying, but it's difficult.

She had a henna tatto on her arm and I asked why/where she got it.

She said "I have it all over my tummy too" and lifted up her top to show me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH :fight:
 
I'm trying, but it's difficult.

She had a henna tatto on her arm and I asked why/where she got it.

She said "I have it all over my tummy too" and lifted up her top to show me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH :fight:

Wait until the office christmas party, everyone gets drunk and fucks at those things.




Oh! wait, 16, underage to drink, hard luck.:D
 
maybe not so in rhinoland?
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Wait until the office christmas party, everyone gets drunk and fucks at those things.




Oh! wait, 16, underage to drink, hard luck.:D

I'm a supporter of underage drinking. I'll buy the drinks if I can get some of her.....oh wait...if that happened in England I would't have to register as a sex offender here in America!:nanner:
 
Oh, horseshit! By the time I was 15 I was already a hard drinker and I smoked 2 1/2 packs a day. :1orglaugh

Same here but the bureaucracy of a work place would not allow it, maybe dave could leave a trail of sweets leading to the car park where he could then ply her with booze and have his way with her. Out of the office no insurance problems.
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I'm a supporter of underage drinking. I'll buy the drinks if I can get some of her.....oh wait...if that happened in England I would't have to register as a sex offender here in America!:nanner:

...or would I?:dunno:
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I may be able to get British tourism up just on this page alone.

This is definately helping. I'm thinking of rejoining the Army, and this time I want to be stationed in Europe. If that happens....:nannerf1:
 
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/friday said:
Friday[/URL][/B] on my mi, post: 2333602, member: 44516"]Age of consent in most places in US is 16 as well.

Well, then Violator79 has nothing to worry aboout :hatsoff:
 
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