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... no big deal, though... I won't earn any more. I'll just have to bear more responsibility whilst working less...
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... no big deal, though... I won't earn any more. I'll just have to bear more responsibility whilst working less...
dave_rhino
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In other news, a new girl started work today.
She's only 16 (WHICH IS LEGAL IN MY COUNTRY) and cute as hell. But even so, that's too young... And oh yeah, I have a girlfriend. But even so, I can't help looking at her at work and thinking "Oh lord".
She was sent directly from the flaming pits of hell just to tempt me.
Bring it on, Satan... Bring it on.
She's only 16 (WHICH IS LEGAL IN MY COUNTRY) and cute as hell. But even so, that's too young... And oh yeah, I have a girlfriend. But even so, I can't help looking at her at work and thinking "Oh lord".
She was sent directly from the flaming pits of hell just to tempt me.
Bring it on, Satan... Bring it on.
Violator79
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Bah, I'm not a fan of their version. Metallica's version gives it life IMO.
Very true. That guy had mod written all over him!
mr.rhino you calm down,calm down do ya hear:wave2:
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I'm trying, but it's difficult.
She had a henna tatto on her arm and I asked why/where she got it.
She said "I have it all over my tummy too" and lifted up her top to show me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH :fight:
Wait until the office christmas party, everyone gets ***** and fucks at those things.
Oh! wait, 16, ******** to *****, hard luck.
Oh! wait, 16, ******** to *****, hard luck.
Oh, horseshit! By the time I was 15 I was already a hard drinker and I smoked 2 1/2 packs a day. :1orglaugh
Violator79
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Wait until the office christmas party, everyone gets ***** and fucks at those things.
Oh! wait, 16, ******** to *****, hard luck.
I'm a supporter of ******** ********. I'll buy the drinks if I can get some of her.....oh wait...if that happened in England I would't have to register as a sex offender here in America!:nanner:
Same here but the bureaucracy of a work place would not allow it, maybe dave could leave a trail of sweets leading to the car park where he could then ply her with ***** and have his way with her. Out of the office no insurance problems.
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
...or would I?:dunno:
The legal age of consent here is 16 so you dont have to worry.
Violator79
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WOOHOO!!:nanner:
Violator79
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This is definately helping. I'm thinking of rejoining the Army, and this time I want to be stationed in Europe. If that happens....:nannerf1:
Just remember if anyone mentions Jeremy Kyle, run as fast as you can and dont look back. For the love of god RUN!!!!
Well, then Violator79 has nothing to worry aboout :hatsoff:
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