Random Statement Thread II

is here n gettin drunkkkkkkkkkkkk,
beware post a pic,,,,,,,,,,,,,
hello my man dvc:glugglug:
 
oh hell here we go ......................
 

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
"Nathan, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass!"

-cs™
 

lone gunman

Closed Account
Bye bye Will E Worm :(
I hope your ban is short-term,you are an OK guy:thumbsup:,that was my impression.
 
hot off the top of my george carlin daily calendar:

expressions i question

the riot act. they keep saying they're going to read that to you. tell you the truth, have you ever heard this thing at all? ever?

it's especially a problem when you're a kid. they like to threaten you.

"you wait'll your father comes home. he's gonna read you the riot act!"

"oh yeah? well, tell him i already read it myself! and i didn't like it! i consider it wordy and poorly thought out. if he wants to read me somethin', how about the gentleman's guide to the golden age of tongue-kissing?"
 
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