Random Statement Thread II

[Vanilla Bear]

ah yes I already thought that you meant to say that...

I dont know...both is legal in Germany.

maybe its because the porn business is "cleaner" and there are complete companies in it and not just single persons? :dunno:
to many ***** and diseases connected and involved in prostitution?



btw Klitschko won :nanner:
yeah! Go Klitschko!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Yay Klitschko! Whoever/whatever that is...:dunno:

Dear ******: Han Shoots First Premium Link Upgrade

Which is a Star Wars parody of a Saturday Night Live Digital short titled uhm Dear ****** which is in itself a parody of the end of the second season finale of the series The OC!

The torturous route parodies take, yes?

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

yes smitty...I know you have no idea about any sport...

Wladimir Klitschko...he is a boxer...

he won last night his fight against Ibragimov in the Madison Square Garden

 

[Smittmaestro]

Yeppo, the totally unknown Marx *******!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

and get this...Wladimir Klitschko has an older ******* (Vitali Klitschko)
and he is also boxer and both did their doctorate!

Im a big fan of both.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Morning. I didn´t see the boxfight last night.
But I **** boxing, it´s such an ugly sport

 

[Vanilla Bear]

boxing an ugly sport?

not (heavyweight) pro boxing (not only heavyweight of course, but yesterday it was heavyweight)

its a beautiful sport to watch

 

[Bonezstorm]

Well that´s your opinion

 

[Vanilla Bear]

look into my eyes



youre getting tired



and if I say kazaam...

its also your opinion!

kazaam!

 

[Bonezstorm]

look into my eyes



youre getting tired



and if I say kazaam...

its also your opinion!

kazaam!

I hear voices. They tell me to **** everyone...

 

[Vanilla Bear]

everyone but me...

Im ok with that

 

[Bonezstorm]

*take out my tankfist and go to the city

 

[Vanilla Bear]

tankfist?

you mean Panzerfaust?

I dont think the English word tankfist exists...

at least I never heard of it.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Then it must be another german invention

 

[Vanilla Bear]

of course it is!

almost any *** is based on an German invention.


btw the English word is bazooka, RPG or simply Panzerfaust (I think they adapted our word)

 

[Bonezstorm]

Yes, like Kindergarten for example

A couple of weeks ago I saw a documentation about Germany after WW2. The Americans took a prototype of a Stealth-Bomber from a destroyed **** facility!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

yes, I really love America, but almost all their "new" military inventions base on "our" inventions and research from WWII

any rocket, jet, machine ***, assault rifle, ....

 

[Bonezstorm]

yes, I really love America, but almost all their "new" military inventions base on "our" inventions and research from WWII

any rocket, jet, machine ***, assault rifle, ....

hmm I don´t know if we should be really proud of that

 

[Vanilla Bear]

why not? we lost the war anyway

so I think we can at least be proud of all our inventions

 

[Bonezstorm]

Yeah a lot of people died because of that :******: