Random Statement Thread II

[dp93]

great movie

 

[Bonezstorm]

I want Christina Klein to suck my dick
I want Stefanie Heinzmann to suck my dick
I want Miranda Kerr to suck my dick
I want Scarlett Johansson to suck my dick

 

[dp93]

me as well /\
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[L3ggy]

Good luck with that.

 

[dp93]

thanks man

 

[Bonezstorm]

I accidentally put some peppermint oil on my lids, because I had terrible headache. My eyes felt like they were getting dryer and dryer, but luckily it is gone now

 

[dp93]

what an idiot.

Well **** happens so i don't blame yah.

 

[dp93]

 

[The Yak]

Employees at the local suicide hotline claim to "always be compassionate and understanding" when, in fact, they are only "compassionate and understanding" if you say you are planning to **** yourself. Last week, I had an especially bad case of diarrhea which left me in poor spirits so I called the people at the suicide hotline in hopes of finding a sympathetic ear. I found them to be very rude and they gave me the impression that they didn't care about my problem.

 

[HeartBroker]

Fut The Whuck.​

:thefinger

 

[dp93]

 

[mah1407]

Candybarrrrrrrssssssss.....

 

[HeartBroker]

Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[dp93]

no you

 

[The Yak]

Prostitution should be legal, regulated and encouraged.

 

[smoknn]

first a theater now a church...anyone besides me think it is time to change some laws??? when you need to take your *** to church for protection....you can stick your head between your legs and kiss your ASS bye..........:violent::violent:

 

[mah1407]

The shonzberries taste like shonzberries...

 

[dp93]

why are there so many damn ants

 

[mah1407]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

 

[dp93]

y so much rain